ZooStuck 4: ZooStuck Mafia - Day 10: Murder Production Substantially Up

Wait wait wait except don't wait just tell me right dang away why in the trailblazing hell you want the omnipotent soul of our maligned yet still-shambling source of employment to have a say???? In proceedings???? Let's just make a to burn all our holdings and send 'em on up to the great ceo in the sky and you ex-shareholders can all watch it restructure itself, feeling kinda voyeuristic as you gaze upon its fiscal contortions til its sloughed off its ethical excesses.

You lot can cuss around doing that for the <undefined> number of days until the world ends, unless it doesn't do that in which case you can thank me. No need to say it out loud just say it with flowers and maybe some shares to companies that don't suck in the attached thank-you note? I'll delegate that to you corprolites, I've got demons to be fending off and hours to spend conscious and suffering and being the go-getter this company needed but never budgeted for BYE