RE: DISTRUST
09-25-2016, 06:19 PM
(This post was last modified: 08-02-2017, 03:40 AM by MalkyTop.)
> "Well, let me know when you're ready to report it, then."
“Ohoho, you’ll know when I’m ready to report.”
“But don’t wait up on me, gotta cross-check and shit. Make sure I get aaaalll the details.”
“Any way I can help?”
“No way! The only eyes I trust are my own!”
“Oh. Okay.”
“So why would it take so long anyways?”
“Are you kiddin’ me? I’m legally blind!”
“Everything’s super blurry even with glasses!”
Those are the eyes you trust?!
> Failing that, any scoops that have just come recently that we don't read her blog didn't see before getting kidnapped?
“So what sort of news have you broke recently?”
“Just think ‘bout the latest gossip, and that’s all you gotta know!”
“...Gossip.”
“Did a buncha pictures of actors leaving other people’s houses, celebrities fighting with their spouses...”
“...governors committing sexual assault...”
“Woah woah woah woah, what?”
“I’ve been called to court!”
“You’ve been sued?!”
“Nah -- “
“ -- well, yeah -- “
“ -- but I’ve been called as a witness!”
“Ohoho, you’ll know when I’m ready to report.”
“But don’t wait up on me, gotta cross-check and shit. Make sure I get aaaalll the details.”
“Any way I can help?”
“No way! The only eyes I trust are my own!”
“Oh. Okay.”
“So why would it take so long anyways?”
“Are you kiddin’ me? I’m legally blind!”
“Everything’s super blurry even with glasses!”
Those are the eyes you trust?!
> Failing that, any scoops that have just come recently that we don't read her blog didn't see before getting kidnapped?
“So what sort of news have you broke recently?”
“Just think ‘bout the latest gossip, and that’s all you gotta know!”
“...Gossip.”
“Did a buncha pictures of actors leaving other people’s houses, celebrities fighting with their spouses...”
“...governors committing sexual assault...”
“Woah woah woah woah, what?”
“I’ve been called to court!”
“You’ve been sued?!”
“Nah -- “
“ -- well, yeah -- “
“ -- but I’ve been called as a witness!”