RE: ZooStuck 4: ZooStuck Mafia - Day 1: Business As Usual
09-22-2016, 03:35 PM
I HAVE A QUESTION FOR YOU DEAR, SWEET KIEROS.
BECAUSE I AM THE ONE CONDUCTING THIS INTERVIEW, AND WHILE MY CUP RUNNETH OVER MY CLOCK DOESTH NOT AND I DO NOT HAVE TIME TO ADDRESS QUESTIONS TO WHICH YOU ALREADY KNOW THE ANSWER IN YOUR HEART OF SQUAREST HEARTS.
ALLOW ME TO ADD TO MY CAFE-CRITERIA THE FOLLOWING MANDATORY REQUIREMENTS FOR ACCESS TO THE MIDNIGHT OIL:
-Does not ask questions. None. Because I have my damnedable role in the grand cosmic theatre (the stage of which we lollygag upon like an ill-wrangled pack of actors) and I require those capable of assisting me. Your apparent collective tacit engagement in this sideshow clowncar of a meeting would bid me despair that nobody would take my task seriously, but I'll take what I can get. You get the job, you do me a solid, and I renumerate your time and effort with goods and services, namely, the givingn of goods (the Juice) and services (the world still existing so you may enjoy the Juice).
BECAUSE I AM THE ONE CONDUCTING THIS INTERVIEW, AND WHILE MY CUP RUNNETH OVER MY CLOCK DOESTH NOT AND I DO NOT HAVE TIME TO ADDRESS QUESTIONS TO WHICH YOU ALREADY KNOW THE ANSWER IN YOUR HEART OF SQUAREST HEARTS.
ALLOW ME TO ADD TO MY CAFE-CRITERIA THE FOLLOWING MANDATORY REQUIREMENTS FOR ACCESS TO THE MIDNIGHT OIL:
-Does not ask questions. None. Because I have my damnedable role in the grand cosmic theatre (the stage of which we lollygag upon like an ill-wrangled pack of actors) and I require those capable of assisting me. Your apparent collective tacit engagement in this sideshow clowncar of a meeting would bid me despair that nobody would take my task seriously, but I'll take what I can get. You get the job, you do me a solid, and I renumerate your time and effort with goods and services, namely, the givingn of goods (the Juice) and services (the world still existing so you may enjoy the Juice).
peace to the unsung peace to the martyrs | i'm johnny rotten appleseed
clouds is shaky love | broke as hell but i got a bunch of ringtones
eyes blood red bruise aubergine | Sue took something now Sue doesn't sleep | saint average, day in the life of
woke up in the noon smelling doom and death | out the house, great outdoors
staying warm in arctic blizzard | that's my battle 'til I get inanimate | still up in the same clothes living like a gameshow
clouds is shaky love | broke as hell but i got a bunch of ringtones
eyes blood red bruise aubergine | Sue took something now Sue doesn't sleep | saint average, day in the life of
woke up in the noon smelling doom and death | out the house, great outdoors
staying warm in arctic blizzard | that's my battle 'til I get inanimate | still up in the same clothes living like a gameshow