The Lights Come Up Again [Text Adventure] - Act One: The Room, Scene Two

"Abraca fuckin dabra"

You know...
The very first thing they tell you in Magic School...

"Abracadabra, motherfuckers."

Is that random swear words just make spells worse...

"Abraca-fuckin'-dabba-dabba-doo!"

Sometimes you wonder about the sanity of the voices in your head.

"Shooch-ka-do, you can too!"

And going to Crappy Yoyleland would be great right about now, if you had the map, which is locked in a vault back at Magic School.
All of this is rendered meaningless when the lights come up of their own accord shortly after. You are now standing in a well-lit room. The front wall of the room is a large window, you cannot see exactly what is on the other side, but it looks like rows of seats.
Also in the room is a locked door, and a chest of drawers.
You wander over to the chest of drawers, womdering what could possibly be in them.