The thread for flipping shits (and tables)

I'm just straight-up shorting out today with my barely-contained hatred of my coworkers, for having fucking weeks before today, the first day of the school term, to tell me they'd like me to design and do lessons tomorrow, and to make lists of inane fccking "conversation" questions for which I'm asked to check glaring grammatical errors but not to point out "hey this is a stupid fucking dialogue snippet for these kids to waste time learning, could we spend time on literally anything else"

like holy fucking shit do you really want these kids to provide heartfelt fuckin responses to "how do you like this school", and wow I looked over so much transliterated shitchat queries that I didn't even notice "what do you like to do this Saturday" like

I'm screaming and half the time I can't correct her attempts-at-translation horseshit because she tries to pretend she can't hear me when i explain what her transliteration would actually amount to, in Japanese,