[NSFW] LET'S PLAY MEET N' FUCK KINGDOM

Alright, let's head down to the Queen. I guess.



Wait a second, this isn't the queen! Meet'n'fuck kingdom, you motherfucker, you've made me care about even the most ancillary characters!





Okay, taking note of that "Love Pirate" line.





"Hi Laura. My name's Murton.



"EVERYONE'S been talking about your exiting sexual manoeuvres! The boob touch, the mouth sex, the butt stuff... not to mention your hilarious "Fellatio" joke!"



murton you are 12



:winkybutonfire:



As you can see I went for the most plausible answers first. It's that bullshit appreciation one though, so apologies to fans of good combinations of words



HO HO! IN THE VAGINA AND ANUS, I'D SUSPECT!

I fucking called it

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I'm going to take this opportunity to point out the shading on that boob is still one of the worse things in this game that can be seen in a screenshot. I'll skip most of this part, but I'll let you see the highlights, and you can change the image url if you really give that much of a shit:



*whipped cream shoots out*



murton's not even looking

anyway let's speed through the boring part



Stellar. And, after the dishonourable discharge...



...we totally steal her jewellery. Serves you right, worst guard ever.

Right! Well, that single unarmed lady with the poor judgement was the only defence against the fucking QUEEN so let's mosey on up there.



"Shut up Queen, and fire Laura. I'm Murton... I'm Murton."





Murton you... you salacious fiend!



"Yup, sucks. Well, seeya!"



Haha, I forgot Murton lives in a forest. What a dumb idiot loser.



HE'LL PROBABLY WANT TO PUT IT MORE PLACES THAN JUST BETWEEN YOU HO HO

This shit again

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Yeah yeah fill up the bar whatever









Something that probably doesn't come out in the screenshot is that the semen shoots out of the penis to the top of the screen and then falls down really quickly, like the queen is filled with the same powerful magnets that were in Laura's nipples. Who cares though, a Queen probably has some good shit to rob.

Oh what the hell is this? Murton you march RIGHT BACK IN THERE and SEDUCE HER AGAIN

next time in this let's play: we go back to trying to cure the king even though we said we couldn't. whatever. this is the 1000th post in this subforum, and can be considered a tribute to our beloved administrators. enjoy your shitty anime porn, fuckers! also, thanks for the forum (it's good)