Valleystuck

put on a diaper and fart into it

Mermaids can't fart. No butt hole or anything.

> Take off that silly fish tail costume
Alternatively
> Take off that silly human head costume

what's a human?



and no this is not a costume
this is my actual butt.

Great Scientific Breakthrough: Culminate in a catastrophic oil spill.
Millions: Die.
Society: Collapse.
Party: RUINED!

Oil floats. We're underwater. We don't have to worry about that kind of stuff.
Besides, dad's work is with biology or something! Not terrascaping or anything that could involve oil spillage.
his work involves altering DNA and body structures and mutations or something?
I dunno.



Maybe that kind of science could make mermaids able to fart?
Ew no why am I even thinking that. Farting is for other sea creatures to do.

Get a haircut you dirty hippie

Please don't make fun of me.... :(
I really like my hair......

Brush your hair!

It's just so wonderful! ^_^
Everyone says it's really pretty!
I love it!

Sing a kawaii song

Practice your singing.

Yes! That's it! That's my artistic interest: Singing!



I love singing! I'll sing a song about my hair!
I'm bad at coming up with lyrics though. We'll see how this goes!

My hair is as wonderful as my singing voice and it's awesome and cute and i'm cute and such
but one day the bad hair day happened that day and the day of the that day happened
but
hair
uh
something


I'm much better at singing songs that people already wrote. But I'm a beautiful singer, so I've been told. I'm not thattt great... am I?

Well you figured out one of my interests and hobbies! You just have 4 other interests to discover!
>_