Campusromp

Screw all of this and steal the deans car already. We have all seen 80s movies, we all know what college is REALLY about.

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CROCHET a new scarf, with infinite-inventory pockets.

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A backpack stashed between a couple of desks yields the following:

-One (1) somewhat used ball of Eerily Glowing Violet novelty yarn
-One (1) unfinished minion, in Eerily Glowing Violet novelty yarn
-Jack-knife Jenny, a crochet hook (1/?? found)


Any scarf made out of this would simultaneously make one easy prey for all things nefarious and nocturnal, and some kind of walking crime against good taste. It's mohair, for fuck's sake.

The loot is all stashed in the newly-acquired inventory (bag) nonetheless.

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I had a continuation with already-given suggestions but then 12am and an early start later that morning happened made a tardy but appreciated appearance in my conscience. I'll keep doing dumb shit later.