Campusromp

>Rifftastic Bitch: Get your riffraff in order and tell us what you gonna do

Wiiiiiith pleasure.

PHONE has been located! You are more than welcome to give PHONE a nickname, as you are for the most part intangible agents of capriciousness muttering through the fourth wall. It shouldn't make much difference.



PHONE's many talents include service with a smile, a fun motion-sensitive rotating effect that would be cooler if you couldn't use the damn thing on its side, camera, contacts list minion messaging system, and a dozen nifty features that collectively conspire to make a bitch worried something in the proximity of her arse is outsmarting her.

Minions aren't allowed inside the building since the incident with Mephisto and Friends' Impromptu Proctor's Office Picnic. If between the threescore-odd of them they can't think of a Fun Campus Activity, one or more of them could probably be... misappropriated. To similar effect.

Time to GET REPUTABLE!

What

WHAT

What does this look like to you

Does this look like someone with a scarf because if so you are mistaken

Trust me, if a bitch had a scarf with which to nurse their ill repute they totes would. Being the bastard frigid winter it's been, a scarf is essential for all out-of-doors activities like listening to minions complain about how fucking wet it is.

Sadly, a bitch's venerable scarf collection has vanished across the Campus. Probably because scarves are great and any self-respecting academic would insist they'd only be borrowing it for a moment.

Fuckers. A bitch swears, then swears she's gonna track down all her scarves one of these days when she has time (swearing to do so with much swearing therein).