Australianisms & Regional Slang

So I was at the bottl-o for a cheeky bev in the arvo before goin to me friend's 21st (she's a great cunt, wouldn't miss it). Bought a slab of ginger beers (ridgy didge alcoholic ginger beer not that ale shit you lot have) and they were easy as. Was a bit red cos they were brewed in silvertail country (brookvale is all wankers and middle class bogans but manly is ok for a quick dip) but they were beaut, good for gettin hammered and a bit of a veg with the sheilas and lads but yeah buggin in balmain was fun, stayed up to wee hours to avoid the nightriders though, those are barry crockers full of wogs and druggos looking for a blue or a midnight kebab after lockout.

True blue ocker sydney story.

Oh year, election this week. They are compulsory, but at least we have preference voting.

Straya.