That Which Remains (Game started. Applications are always accepted)

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Name:
Gender: ERROR GENDER NOT FOUND
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Age:
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Greg:
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Favorite Music Genre:
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Where do you see yourself in five years?:
What would you say is your greatest weakness?:
Limbs:
Clones/Twins? (y/n):
Spirit guide:
Blood Type:
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Dirt

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Username: BananaPanda
Name: Dirt
Gender: ERROR GENDER NOT FOUND
Race/Species: Toaster
Age: 1 day
Ice Cream Flavor: Cookies and Cream
Appearance:

Weapons/Inventory:Infinite toast, very small bowler cap, ukulele and one grain of sand
Greg: Greg's cool I guess
Short Biography: "Do you really think I was born yesterday? Oh, wait,"
Operating System: Windows XP
Class (Warrior, rogue, engineer, etc): Bard
Home region/planet: An asteroid that blew up
Hat Preference: Bowler cap
Favorite Music Genre: ASMR
Preferred Soda: Dr. Pepper
Where do you see yourself in five years?: Not dead
What would you say is your greatest weakness?: Only talks in that crappy text to speech program
Limbs: 4 arms and 10 fingers
Clones/Twins? (y/n): two dead clones
Spirit guide: no
Blood Type: Yes
Smells: pure rage

Edgar Turnt

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Username: The Colby Report
Name: Edgar Turnt
Gender: ERROR GENDER NOT FOUND
Race/Species: Greebling
Age: 2
Ice Cream Flavor: Mint Chocalate Chip
Appearance: a small, light green, furry creature. Edgar has two little antennae and a short stubby tail. Wears buglike armor.
Weapons/Inventory: a broadsword (that may also be a fish) way too big for Edgar, that somehow is still able to be wielded by them.
Greg: Very Greg.
Short Biography: Edgar is either the last or first of their kind. Nobody seems to know what a Greebling is except that Edgar is one. He was found in a box labeled "DANGER: Greebling inside! Do not open!!!" so that might have helped the experts decide on what Edgar was.
Operating System: Raspberry Pie
Class (Warrior, rogue, engineer, etc): Warrior
Home region/planet: Earth maybe? He was found there.
Hat Preference: Beanies.
Favorite Music Genre: Polka
Preferred Soda: Root Beer
Where do you see yourself in five years?: With more greeblings, starting a greebling family.
What would you say is your greatest weakness?: Deathly afraid of bees.
Limbs: 4
Clones/Twins? (y/n): no :(
Spirit guide: crab lion
Blood Type: Q
Smells: like raspberries

Sliverslice

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Username: A
Name: Sliverslice
Gender: ERROR GENDER NOT FOUND
Race/Species: Parallelogram-shaped intrusion of another reality onto our own
Age: indeterminate
Ice Cream Flavor: Blood
Appearance: Sliverslice looks like an extremely oblong parallelogram or rhombus, made from some kind of... indeterminate color that approximates blue steel. Light does not reflect from it properly, and it casts no shadow. One end is ostensibly affixed to a nice mother-of-pearl knife handle, though neither end seem inclined to follow each other properly in time or causality.
Weapons/Inventory: Sliverslice is ostensibly a knife. People stabbed with it tend to lose entire organs, neatly sectioned out of their body, without any kind of exit or entrance wound. One time, a rival mob boss was denuded of his entire nervous system during a spat in negotiations. His eyes fell out of his empty head.
Greg: That's the mob boss currently wielding Sliverslice. For how long, only time will tell.
Short Biography: Did we not just talk about a mob boss who lost his nerve? All his nerves?
Operating System: Not our physical reality, that's for sure
Class (Warrior, rogue, engineer, etc): Dagger
Home region/planet: A plane of reality incomprehensible to ours
Hat Preference: Carved up into little ribbons, hatband shreds, and in one case an origami crane made out of a particularly shitty fedora
Favorite Music Genre: The sound of creative suffering
Preferred Soda: Diet Pepsi
Where do you see yourself in five years?: Still around.
What would you say is your greatest weakness?: Cold iron
Limbs: None
Clones/Twins? (y/n): You don't want another one of it
Spirit guide: Sharp things
Blood Type: All of them
Smells: Blood

Sollux Captor

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Username: a52
Name: Sollux Captor
Gender: ERROR GENDER NOT FOUND
Race/Species: Alternian
Age: 6
Ice Cream Flavor: Raspberry-Blueberry
Appearance: four yellow horns
Weapons/Inventory: throwing stars
Greg: No
Short Biography: telekinetic hacker with bees
Operating System: Troll Debian
Class (Warrior, rogue, engineer, etc): Mage of Doom
Home region/planet: Alternia
Hat Preference: None
Favorite Music Genre: Dubstep
Preferred Soda: No
Where do you see yourself in five years?: having died at least twice but still alive
What would you say is your greatest weakness?: indecisivieness
Limbs: two arms two legs
Clones/Twins? (y/n): yes. dreamselves.
Spirit guide: biclops
Blood Type: yellow
Smells: yes