Post making contest 2.0

well i quit

have fun

I'm so sorry. This post breaks rules 1, 2, 3 and 5, though, so it won't cause even more distress.

Now I will a brute solutions

Not like that you won't, since this post breaks rules 1, 2, 4 and 5...

Now I know a thing.

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Well, um, yeah, so this post breaks rules 1, 2, 3, 4 and 5...

Now,

...

I know!

This post breaks rule 5.

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This post breaks rules 1, 2, 3 and 5. Glad to have you back.

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This post breaks rules 1, 2, 3 and 5.