Post making contest 2.0

Now i know a fremp

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This is distress log #2

if we learned anything from last night its that I can't count to five

also, thanks to my engrossment in this terrible contest i very very nearly forgot i have a doctor's appointment today.

Sruix your ruleset is very nearly negatively impacting my health!

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This post breaks rules 1, 2, 3, 4 and 5. I once again apologise for the distress.

Did u know a third guideline is making posts use width sequence? Wonderful!

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And I said I scorn potential to reduce the evils existent!

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