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**Schazer** · 05-23-2016, 11:29 PM

(05-23-2016, 11:50 AM)Reyweld Wrote: »When I was a young child, my fingernails were pink and weak; now, they are silver and double-plus strong! WHAT A COOL AND INTERESTING IMPROVEMENT!!!

This boast passes Rule 3!

(05-23-2016, 01:10 PM)Sruixan Wrote: »I'm given to understand that people have been claiming to have hair superior to mine. I cannot possibly let this slide.

Look on my locks, ye Mighty, and despair!

This boast passes none of the rules!

(05-23-2016, 01:16 PM)Ixcaliber Wrote: »oh its on

This isn't a boast! It passes Rule 5 though.

(05-23-2016, 01:28 PM)OrangeAipom Wrote: »I'm so tough

I have dandruff

This boast passes Rules 4 and 5!

(05-23-2016, 01:32 PM)OrangeAipom Wrote: »Many people are worse than me.

This boast passes rule 5.

(05-23-2016, 02:04 PM)a52 Wrote: »bum, bum du dum!
ba-ba-ba bum da dum
du-du-du du du-du
du-du-du du du-du
du-du-du ba dum.

This non-boast passes Rules 4 and 5!

(05-23-2016, 03:33 PM)Bobert Wrote: »I EXIST! MY FACE IS LION-LIKE IN ITS SEXINESS!!! I AM VERY ENTHUSIASTIC ABOUT BEING GOOD AND I WILL CONTINUE TO DO SO WITH A SMILE LIKE A SEXY GOD OF AWESOME! I DO LOADSA COOL THINGS, SO MANY COOL THINGS THAT YOU CAN'T EVEN COUNT THEM OF COURSE I CAN COUNT THEM BECAUSE NOT ONLY AM I SUPER SMART AND ABLE I AM ALSO A MOTHERFUCKING GENIUS! ME! ME! I WILL STOMP ON ANYBODY THAT DARES TO CHALLENGE MY TITLE AS I HAVE STOMPED ON PEOPLE BEFORE AND STOMPED ON PEOPLE ON MY WAY TO CHALLENGE THEM FOR THEIR TITLES! I AM SIMPLY SUPREME, LIKE KRISPY KREME! I HAVE THE FIRE AND I HAVE THE FORCE! AND I HAVE THE FURY OF MY OWN MOMENTUM! MY EXISTENCE TRANSCENDS TIME, I AM IN THE PAST, PRESENT AND FUTURE SIMULTANEOUSLY!!! I AM SO REAL THAT ALL OF YOU ARE SO UNREAL TO ME THAT MY OWN DREAMS ARE YOUR REALITY! SERIOUSLY NOBODY CAN REALLY CONTEST WITH ME SINCE I AM ON A HIGHER PLANE OF REALITY FROM EVERYONE ELSE I AM JUST SO AHEAD OF THE CURVE THAT I AM AHEAD OF MYSELF AND MYSELF'S SELF!

I AM LITERALLY SO GREAT THAT I WAS THE FIRST TO PASS RULE 2 BEFORE CRIMSON MAGE DID! I AM THE SUPERIOR RAINBOW WIZARD! EAT MY SHORTS! THOUGH MOST OF MY PALS AND PEERS ARE PRETTY COOL FOLKS! PROBABLY SLIGHTLY HIGHER THAN ME BUT THEY AIN'T GOT NUTHIN' ON ME!
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Okay I think I'm done here. I am kinda proud of myself for literally being the first to pass rule 2 though, no lie.

This boast passes Rules 1, 2, 3, and 4!

(05-23-2016, 04:15 PM)Akumu Wrote: »My rules are the best at giving Ix conniptions!

This boast passes rules 1 and 5!

(05-23-2016, 10:39 PM)a52 Wrote: »I am the very best
Like no one ever was
To catch them was my real test
To train them is my cause

I have traveled across the land
Searching far and wide
Taught Pokémon to understand
The power that's inside

Pokémon (Gotta catch 'em all), it's you and me
I know it's my destiny
(Pokémon!)
Ooh, you're my best friend
In a world we must defend
Pokémon (Gotta catch 'em all), a heart so true
Our courage has pulled us through
You tought me, and I taught you
Po-ké-mon
(Gotta catch 'em all!)
Gotta catch 'em all!
Pokémon!

This boast passes Rules 1 and 4!

(05-23-2016, 10:45 PM)Reyweld Wrote: »a52 is my bae.

This boast passes rule 5!

(05-23-2016, 11:08 PM)Ixcaliber Wrote: »
(05-23-2016, 01:10 PM)Sruixan Wrote: »I'm given to understand that people have been claiming to have hair superior to mine. I cannot possibly let this slide.

Look on my locks, ye Mighty, and despair!

remember when i said it's on: it's on

These are really good photos! I dunno if it's a boast but I guess technically it passes rule 4?