RE: Boast Making Contest
05-23-2016, 02:56 AM
(05-23-2016, 02:30 AM)btp Wrote: »I am the best 1! 3 EXCLAMATION MARKS!!! 5. HAHAHA!
This boast passes rules 1, 3, and 5!
(05-23-2016, 02:31 AM)Gatr Wrote: »(05-22-2016, 02:15 PM)Gatr Wrote: »I'm a BUFF gatr.
You missed this one.
I am really good at being invisible, I guess.
This boast passes rule 5!
(05-23-2016, 02:31 AM)Dragon Fogel Wrote: »I tell the most well-liked lies. In fact, I got a trophy for them.
This boast passes rules 1 and 5!
(05-23-2016, 02:34 AM)Gatr Wrote: »I am so great, there is no one greatr
Than the awesome, buffest, jimmyest, Gatr.
I think it's a full three syllables, but this boast passes rules 1 and 4!
(05-23-2016, 02:37 AM)CrimsonMage Wrote: »I will be the first to make a boast that passes rule 2!
This boast passes rule 5!
(05-23-2016, 02:38 AM)Reyweld Wrote: »I'm not the best!
This boast passes rule 1!
peace to the unsung peace to the martyrs | i'm johnny rotten appleseed
clouds is shaky love | broke as hell but i got a bunch of ringtones
eyes blood red bruise aubergine | Sue took something now Sue doesn't sleep | saint average, day in the life of
woke up in the noon smelling doom and death | out the house, great outdoors
staying warm in arctic blizzard | that's my battle 'til I get inanimate | still up in the same clothes living like a gameshow
clouds is shaky love | broke as hell but i got a bunch of ringtones
eyes blood red bruise aubergine | Sue took something now Sue doesn't sleep | saint average, day in the life of
woke up in the noon smelling doom and death | out the house, great outdoors
staying warm in arctic blizzard | that's my battle 'til I get inanimate | still up in the same clothes living like a gameshow