RE: Boast Making Contest
05-23-2016, 02:04 AM
(05-22-2016, 02:21 PM)Reyweld Wrote: »I killed a man, WITH THIS THUMB!!!
This boast passes rule 3 and 5!
(05-22-2016, 04:50 PM)Wheat Wrote: »I'm.
This boast passes rule 5!
(05-22-2016, 05:08 PM)Kíeros Wrote: » I have zero
redeeming
❤️ qualities
This boast passes rule 5!
(05-22-2016, 05:39 PM)a52 Wrote: »I can spell mississippi.....
WITH ONLY ONE HAND
This boast passes rule 5!
(05-22-2016, 05:52 PM)ICantGiveCredit Wrote: »i can spell mississippi with no s's
This boast passes none fo the rules!
(05-22-2016, 10:30 PM)btp Wrote: »Me = superlative @ task
Reference to friends or others who have helped me achieve current superlative status.
humblebrag.
ENTHUSIASM DEMONSTRATED BY ALL CAPS!
This boast passes rule 1 on a technicality, and rule 5 on far less of a technicality.
This boast passes rule 1!
(05-23-2016, 01:48 AM)Reyweld Wrote: »My hair is the source of envy to many.
This boast passes Rule 5!
None of the boast-making rules pertain to formatting; the same plaintext will pass similar rules regardless of how it is formatted or who posted it or when.
peace to the unsung peace to the martyrs | i'm johnny rotten appleseed
clouds is shaky love | broke as hell but i got a bunch of ringtones
eyes blood red bruise aubergine | Sue took something now Sue doesn't sleep | saint average, day in the life of
woke up in the noon smelling doom and death | out the house, great outdoors
staying warm in arctic blizzard | that's my battle 'til I get inanimate | still up in the same clothes living like a gameshow
clouds is shaky love | broke as hell but i got a bunch of ringtones
eyes blood red bruise aubergine | Sue took something now Sue doesn't sleep | saint average, day in the life of
woke up in the noon smelling doom and death | out the house, great outdoors
staying warm in arctic blizzard | that's my battle 'til I get inanimate | still up in the same clothes living like a gameshow