RE: Boast Making Contest
05-22-2016, 02:16 PM
(05-22-2016, 01:09 PM)Bobert Wrote: »When I was a young lad I'd eat 12 dozen eggs, now I'm an older lad and I eat a google plex eggs which is literally more than the space of our universe can handle. HOW DO YOU LIKE ME NOW SUCKA!? I AM LITERALLY LIKE A GOD!!! HUHUHUHAHAHAWHAWHAW!
This boast passes rules 2 and 3!
(05-22-2016, 01:17 PM)ICantGiveCredit Wrote: »I lyft.
This boast passes rule 5!
(05-22-2016, 02:03 PM)Sruixan Wrote: »I am, like, the best at puzzles.
This boast passes rules 1 and 5!
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clouds is shaky love | broke as hell but i got a bunch of ringtones
eyes blood red bruise aubergine | Sue took something now Sue doesn't sleep | saint average, day in the life of
woke up in the noon smelling doom and death | out the house, great outdoors
staying warm in arctic blizzard | that's my battle 'til I get inanimate | still up in the same clothes living like a gameshow