Post making contest 2.0

HERE ARE THE RULES? BRING YOUR OWN TOOLS! WE'RE STEALING THESE JEWELS. FROM IMPOVERISHED SCHOOLS. GONNA SWIM IN POOLS. AND LAUGH LIKE FOOLS. FLOWING THROUGH ME: SEVEN THOUSAND JOULES. I'M LIT UP BRIGHTER THAN ALL YOUR YULES. ATTRACTING HORDES OF VORACIOUS GHOULS. ALSO A COUPLE INFECTED MULES. TAKING A SEAT ON BROKEN STOOLS. WATCHING A MOVIE ON SOME ROTTING SPOOLS. WATCHING COWBOY DUELS. POWERED BY FOSSIL FUELS. SITTING IN PROTECTED VESTIBULES.

SUCCESS

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Post making contest
    2016 05 20

    1: Post must include at least 3 words which are express positive emotion, or break rule 3.
        Of these words, one must be contained in a syntactically correct but semantically incorrect sentence.
            For example, "happy placid calm figments jump stoically"
            (in the most literal sense - weird idioms and metaphors still count, things that have at least 2 levels of semantic separation to work still count)
        One must be contained in a syntactically incorrect structure.
        The other must be contained in at least 3 layers of BBCode tags.
    2: Post must not include any negatory adjectives, modifiers, or particles such as 'not, -less, or non-'    
    3: Each two sentences / lines must end with the samely pronounced syllable.
        For example,
            Please tell me the time.
            I cannot see my wind chime.
            What is this rule?
            Don't make me look like a tool.
        Or
            Trees. Fees.
    4: Post must shout.
        Shouting can be accomplished through:
            Literally saying you are shouting
            A sentence or line in all caps
            At least consecutive five exclamation marks
            XXL text
    5: Post must include nature imagery in text, visual, or audio form, or break rule 1.
        Nature imagery consists of plants and animals, their sounds or appearances.
        Signatures don't count.