[NSFW] LET'S PLAY MEET N' FUCK KINGDOM

If you're anything like me, this let's play makes you feel dirty and ashamed. So let's take a trip to the thermal bath and we can all finally feel clean.

naked boobs in here omg

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The one on the right is the brains of the outfit, as you can see, the one on the left forgot to take her shirt off and it's way too big. What the fuck



WOW! You have a great BIG BOOBS!
Let's go with option 3 though





Murton briefly considers roleplaying as an eight year old to score a threesome, but declines in favour of saying his stupid fucking name.



Fun fact I just made up: Matilda and Anne are named for the game developers two cats, with their character and mannerisms based on their real-life counterparts



I missed screencapping this but the correct option is number 3 and they respond by saying one cock along cannot sate their inhuman cockthirst or something along those lines. You know, bath stuff. Their exact words were "One cock is nowhere near enough to satisfy us"



Murton has the brilliant idea of acquiring a greater quantity of cock for which to achieve his twisted bathhouse ends. But his plan has a fatal flaw, in that he has no friends

LET'S GO SOMEWHERE ELSE AND GET SOME BROS W/ HEFTY DICKS



Maybe we can get some friends who are into WITCH H▲USE



Aw man, it's just a disappointing boob woman with low nipples. Let's get this talking shit over with.



Option one here. Also the bird's name is Charles.
(this is image 69, lol)



Option three here. We're here on business? Oh yeah, I guess this is technically Murton's job.



This one is... um. Let's just try the third one first.



Lady, if it did that, I'd never leave my shitty hut full of worms. Let's try buy the raven then.



Still one more than we've got



HOLD THE FUCKING PHONE

WE GOT THIS



Murton. MURTON. You HAVE candles. Just give her the candles, and then you can have sex w/ her (probably).



Sure! Hey, what does this ritual inv-



Oh.



Welcome to the other mainsty of Meet'n'fuck kingdom, where you feel up some witch in the right order re: body parts. For example here we can see rubbing her shoulder impairs her basic cognitive functions, which makes our heart bar fill up.



Whereas squeezing her boobs at this point cause her to discreetly review the game she is in. Well, let's get on with it.



Right thigh, click and hold that shit, she gets a specific amount more aroused, stop and move on



The most sexual part of the human body- the knee. Also I should note her eyebrows are constantly going up and down this whole time, as are the eyebrows of every female character in the game while they're onscreen. Which is, yeah, totally, like, hot or whatever.



She's cool with you going for the boobs post-kneetouch, take note for this choice foreplay advice



The inner thigh! We're encroaching upon forbidden territory here, people.

omg.... lady part..

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Then you can pull up her dress and she's all like "whatever"



You can pull down her dress too and the order you do these things in is entirely up to you. Fun fact: this game actually PREDATES Skyrim.



They don't stop doing that weird bouncing thing while the rest of her body is still, by the way. Murton tries to stop them but only seems to enrage them further god help us



Now we yank on her nipples and wave her boobs around the place! Hooray!



Aaand finally we rub our hand around her thigh, I think. The animation doesn't really make it clear. OH SHIT THOUGH THE BAR'S FILLED UP. LET'S FINISH THIS FUCKING RITUAL



Stellar. Hey, let's rob her.

Oh yeah I guess we needed a feather! Wait, wasn't she supposed to tell our fortune? Fuck.

NEXT TIME ON LET'S PLAY MEET'N'FUCK KINGDOM: ADULTERY FOR NO GOOD REASON(?)