the awwful fantroll quirk thread

I Kind Of Want To Start A Thread Here, Which Means I Could Do With A Better, Nonderivative Quirk. It Will Presumably Involve Purple Text, Because Obviously. On Reflection, I Believe My Fantroll May Have Overcapitalised His Ss, Which Seems A Bit Dull, But Does Have The Benefit Of Being Consistently Readable. I Would Appreciate Something Readable, But Other Than That I'm (Perhaps Unwisely) Open To Suggestions.

Hit Me.

(Take It As Read That That Is Not A Request For You To Literally Come And Punch Me, Unless You Believe This To Be Feasible In Which Case By All Means Hit Me Up)

(I Saw That Pun Opportunity And Took It, Dammit)

EDIT: So Apparently I Am Meant To Have A Thread Already, Because This Is One Of The Rules.

Huh. Go Figure.