The Edge of Desolation

Alice: Captchalogue glass shards.



You captcha GLASS SHARDS x3. Your GIVE AND TAKE MODUS works like a charm. A CURSED CHARM from a B-LIST HORROR MOVIE wherein the heroine rains HIGH VELOCITY DEATH upon her enemies and also the comparatively innocent surroundings.

You are pretty sure that these GLASS SHARDS will become sand again if you ever deploy them.

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Wait. No, the MINT is fine. Maybe the GLASS SHARDS would be too?

You decide not to test that until it's an EMERGENCY.

Alice: Captchalogue DICKASS JONES sign.



You CAPTCHA the sign, though you have no idea why. Or where it came from, exactly. You thought it was just a GAME ABSTRACTION but clearly it isn't. It's not even a proper HONORARY PLACRONYM like the one that has your name on it. That one teleported to your DESK for the time being, because it's basically useless, has no interesting properties, and should be forgotten about forev-

-oh shit! Look out!

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This MODUS is clearly going to enact GENOCIDAL WRATH upon all extant UPHOLSTERY. If you're not careful, you're probably going to end up starting a FIRE.

Alice: Go get the bunny.



Poor LITTLE GUY really does deserve a proper FUNERAL. You head out into the HALL.

Wait, something's not right here...