Post making contest 1.0

I want to know what rules are.

I want you to show me.

You've always got a sunny disposition ak, so i'll share what i've got. My guesses for what the rules are:

1: birdpun
5: compliment
3: currently testing for either plaidness, crochetability, or bug pun
2: I think talking about the rules themselves

4: haven't looked at it

This post breaks rules 1, 2, 3, and 4!

That's an interesting hypothesis you have there, Wheat! Unfortunately, I don't think it's right, because then surely posts like #2179 should have passed rule 2? I have another idea, which, if I'm right about all the rules are additive, means that #2199 might be okay? Owl be amazed if that's the case, but you never know.

This post breaks rules 2, 3, 4, and 5!

Maybe it must include positivity in the statement, too? this ruleset is possible to pass after all!!

A bird that's all the buzz at the bird bug bar: the Bee-eater. Or bee-r for short.

You're really good at puzzles, sruixan! Plaid is good at arting, and also green day is good at music.

Uuuuuuugh I'm saying this one breaks Rule 3 and passes the rest, though I think you already know what Rule 3 is.

Bugger it, this post passes all the rules, Wheat wins this round! Excellent work. Rules in a second.