Post making contest 1.0

I think that rule two needs to have like, a pronoun or person's name, as the start of the post?

Maybe you guys figured that out already though, if I am right.

This post breaks all the rules.

That can't be it. There are plenty of posts starting that way which break Rule 2. g0m's latest post starts with "I" and passes Rule 2, but just a page ago Sruixan had a post starting with "I" that broke all the rules.

This post breaks all the rules, and is impolite to boot.

Sruixan isn't a person though, so it doesn't count when they say "i". owned!!!! wrecked etc

This post, much like the above, breaks all the rules and is generally rude, unpleasant;