Post making contest 1.0

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Ixcaliber, you made a good post here, and not just because it passes Rule 4.

For a moment I thought about egging you on, but then I chickened out.

This post breaks rules 2 and 3.

Shit, sorry. #2068 and #2069, on re-examination, pass Rule 4. They break all the others though. Should I go back and edit things I missed?

Yeah, that would be helpful, ta.

Also, Fogel! It looks like you've made an excellent post there, so well done you!

This post breaks rules 1, 2, 3, and 4.

I hope I am right but at this point it will also be really funny if I am wrong.

I absolutely agree every post should have the opportunity to pass every rule. Rules which are 'post number must be prime' for example are out, but i think if it was used in the manner of 'post must include post number in the post' thats fine because every post has the possibility of that. So long as we're not all just clamouring for one specific numbered post then I'm okay with most stuff.

Subjective rules aren't my favourites but without knowing what they are it's tough to say I'd be opposed to them.

This post breaks all the rules.

g0m did you hear about the time traveller who wanted to eat food. he had some and then went back for more!

good

This post breaks all the rules.