Post making contest 1.0

Buckle up mother fuckers
⚡lightning round⚡
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What if I were to say "Welcome to the Space Consortium"?

This post breaks all rules save Rule 2!

Hey, it says emptyquote the post to win, so that's what I'm doing.

This post breaks all the rules!

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Hey, it says emptyquote the post to win, so that's what I'm doing.

Schazer, you should judge this post, post-haste.

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I absolutely agree every post should have the opportunity to pass every rule. Rules which are 'post number must be prime' for example are out, but i think if it was used in the manner of 'post must include post number in the post' thats fine because every post has the possibility of that. So long as we're not all just clamouring for one specific numbered post then I'm okay with most stuff.

Subjective rules aren't my favourites but without knowing what they are it's tough to say I'd be opposed to them.

This post breaks all rules except Rule 2!

Twenty glyphs in #2099!

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so what are the theories so far?

* rule 5 has been violated in spirit a couple of times both of which i think were times when dishonesties were happening so maybe that's something?
*i haven't been paying attention otherwise someone pls give me the hot data

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