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Is anyone here a medium? Can you contact the spirit of Rule 5 and tell us what it wants?

This post breaks all the rules, except for Rule 2.

Is anyone here a medium? Can you contact the spirit of Rule 5 and tell us what it wants?

I'm a large, do you think that will do?

This post breaks Rule 2, and also rules 1, 3, 4 and 5!

Don't listen to any advice
Mama told me I should think twice
I'm addicted its a crisis

My steeze is getting kind of lazy
my judgement's getting kind of hazy

My jeeves is gonna be affected
if I keep it up like a love sick crack head

What you got boi
is hard to find
I think about it
all the time
I'm all strung up
my heart is wide
I just cant get you
off my mind

And that's all I can remember.

This post breaks all the rules!

Is anyone here a medium? Can you contact the spirit of Rule 5 and tell us what it wants?

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This post breaks all the rules!

This is a haiku.
Yes I am still trying this.
I doubt it will work.

This post breaks all the rules!