porky story, a fiction

editor's warning: maybe mother 3 spoilers??

I am Porky
I will now tell
you a story
that I wish
was happy.

My mom was a heiris and my father
was not but a greedy banker.

Their first child
percy was a nice
healthy baby.
well me ..

I wasn't. I was referred to as a "piglet".

I had learned how to
walk by hunting down
the cookie jar my only
peer was him I borrowed
his yo-yo and never
brought it back.

Hey bro how
ya doin' today!

percy was my
only other friend.

Chapter 2 Picky!!!

Then picky came.

Brother...

po
rk...

PORKY get away from the baby!!!!!!! Do I have to COUNT?!

son...

yes daddy

ben
d over

daddy ow ow ow
!

when 4 i discovered

television

pork! pork!

shh

chapter 3
babysitter

please take care

mOOMy!
m

Dont cry!

soon we played chess

Chapter 4 Kindergarden

Then I started

Ness was there

Kindergarden

but he did not
play ever...
I once
again
lonley

What's the matter Porky?

I have no one to
play with...

PRE - SCHOOL
Let's see Picky

Chapters
6to9

HI BRO!!!!

Why are you talking in all
caps?

Years after Earthbound's events
Pokey sought comfort in jumping to
time after time after time...
Assembling an army not even Ness
could stand up to.

He called them the Pig Mask Army
and entitled himself the Pig King. And
as the army evolved he grew older
and older and I am not going to start
that now because it is stupid.

Chapter 10
Termination Plans

POTATO

Come on Lucas let's
go farther into the
mountains!

We should check if
there are monsters
Claus I mean I do not
want to become a BLT.