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porky story, a fiction - Kitet - 05-03-2016
editor's warning: maybe mother 3 spoilers??
I am Porky
I will now tell
you a story
that I wish
was happy.
My mom was a heiris and my father
was not but a greedy banker.
Their first childwas not but a greedy banker.
percy was a nice
healthy baby.
well me ..
I wasn't. I was referred to as a "piglet".
I had learned how to
walk by hunting down
the cookie jar my only
peer was him I borrowed
his yo-yo and never
brought it back.
Hey bro howwalk by hunting down
the cookie jar my only
peer was him I borrowed
his yo-yo and never
brought it back.
ya doin' today!
percy was my
only other friend.
only other friend.
Chapter 2 Picky!!!
Then picky came.
Brother...
pork...
PORKY get away from the baby!!!!!!! Do I have to COUNT?!
son... yes daddy
bend over
daddy ow ow ow
!
!
when 4 i discovered
television
pork! pork! shh
chapter 3
babysitter
please take care
mOOMy!m
Dont cry!
soon we played chessChapter 4 Kindergarden
Then I startedNess was there
Kindergardenbut he did not
play ever...
I once
again
lonley
play ever...
I once
again
lonley
What's the matter Porky?
I have no one to
play with...
PRE - SCHOOL
Let's see Picky
I have no one to
play with...
PRE - SCHOOL
Let's see Picky
Chapters
6to9
HI BRO!!!!
Why are you talking in allcaps?
Years after Earthbound's events
Pokey sought comfort in jumping to
time after time after time...
Assembling an army not even Ness
could stand up to.
He called them the Pig Mask Army
and entitled himself the Pig King. And
as the army evolved he grew older
and older and I am not going to start
that now because it is stupid.
Chapter 10and entitled himself the Pig King. And
as the army evolved he grew older
and older and I am not going to start
that now because it is stupid.
Termination Plans
POTATO
Come on Lucas let's
go farther into the
mountains!
We should check if
there are monsters
Claus I mean I do not
want to become a BLT.
there are monsters
Claus I mean I do not
want to become a BLT.
RE: porky story, a fiction - a52 - 05-03-2016
0/10 not enouhg porky pig, title misleading
RE: porky story, a fiction - Kitet - 05-03-2016
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RE: porky story, a fiction - Kitet - 05-03-2016
i already hate this thread, i'm done with it. feel free to convert it into an organic recipe thread or something