RE: [NSFW] LET'S PLAY MEET N' FUCK KINGDOM
06-14-2012, 02:46 AM
previously on let's play meet'n'fuck kingdom:
We got a list with weird things on it that we're going to go collect now! Hurrah!
At this point in the game we are introduced to the town map, which, like any rpg, is our conduit to penetrative intercourse with lifeless anime sex dolls. There's also an inventory icon!
Hmm, it appears there are more spaces than there are items on the list. Does this mean we're going to have to do fetch quests? SPOILER: it fucking does
Anyways let's check out the Tavern's Bar.
Here we have some elf chick who gets real happy when you mouse over her.
Let's click on her and see what we have to say for ourselves
Amazingly, none of these sentences provide us w/ that sweet sweet breast milk we apparently desire so let's blow this joint
Let's try the Tavern's Inn this time!
Here we run into a some cleaning staff. Hey, let's choose the bottom option here because it's the least retarded.
"Fantasy name, fantasy name. Hey, why not just replace a vowel with the letter Y?"
"That's fucking incredible! You're getting a promotion!"
*Camera pans out, revealing the conversation has been taking place between two glove puppets worn by a dishevelled, pantsless man sitting amidst a pile of empty pizza hut boxes*
Despite what the highlighting in this screencap may lead you to believe, the middle option is the right one here.
AFTER THIS ONE YOU BASICALLY ASK "HEY, I DON'T HAVE MONEY. GIVE ME ONE FOR FREE?" BUT I MISSED THAT SCREENCAP SOZ
WHAT
"I, uh... that line's never actually worked before. I have no idea how to proceed."
I'm not telling you which one of these is correct because it doesn't even matter
Sexual shit approaches
Anyway literally the next screen post-coitus is this, nary a refractory period in this game. So I guess you just stole the candles from her room after you left, which is cool.
That elf chick will be SURE to screw us now! Because, we have candles? I honestly don't know if that's what they're actually for or not. why am i doing this
We got a list with weird things on it that we're going to go collect now! Hurrah!
At this point in the game we are introduced to the town map, which, like any rpg, is our conduit to penetrative intercourse with lifeless anime sex dolls. There's also an inventory icon!
Hmm, it appears there are more spaces than there are items on the list. Does this mean we're going to have to do fetch quests? SPOILER: it fucking does
Anyways let's check out the Tavern's Bar.
Here we have some elf chick who gets real happy when you mouse over her.
Let's click on her and see what we have to say for ourselves
Amazingly, none of these sentences provide us w/ that sweet sweet breast milk we apparently desire so let's blow this joint
Let's try the Tavern's Inn this time!
Here we run into a some cleaning staff. Hey, let's choose the bottom option here because it's the least retarded.
"Fantasy name, fantasy name. Hey, why not just replace a vowel with the letter Y?"
"That's fucking incredible! You're getting a promotion!"
*Camera pans out, revealing the conversation has been taking place between two glove puppets worn by a dishevelled, pantsless man sitting amidst a pile of empty pizza hut boxes*
Despite what the highlighting in this screencap may lead you to believe, the middle option is the right one here.
AFTER THIS ONE YOU BASICALLY ASK "HEY, I DON'T HAVE MONEY. GIVE ME ONE FOR FREE?" BUT I MISSED THAT SCREENCAP SOZ
WHAT
"I, uh... that line's never actually worked before. I have no idea how to proceed."
I'm not telling you which one of these is correct because it doesn't even matter
Sexual shit approaches
Anyway literally the next screen post-coitus is this, nary a refractory period in this game. So I guess you just stole the candles from her room after you left, which is cool.
That elf chick will be SURE to screw us now! Because, we have candles? I honestly don't know if that's what they're actually for or not. why am i doing this
Last edited by Mod-S4; 05-20-2012 at 05:23 AM. Reason: Please do not post your size for opinions. Thanks.