RE: The Edge of Desolation
05-01-2016, 07:02 AM
Alice: Flap your arms and do the chicken dance.
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No thanks.
No, seriously. You have no interest in this whatsoever. This isn't some SUBTLE URGE inside of you. It's the dumbest thought you've ever had!
Alice: Break snow globe.
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Of course! If you break the SNOW GLOBE, the SHARDS OF GLASS will totally qualify as a BLADEKIND weapon. It is exactly the sort of shittiness a person should expect from their SPECIBUS. And it's a good solution to your complete lack of weaponry.
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You suddenly regret everything.
Alice: Check on Grandma.
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It is kind of odd that you haven't seen her all day. That PACKAGE wasn't out earlier, so she's clearly still around. What is that OLD LADY up to these days? You are suspicious, so you go and knock on her door, just to be safe. She doesn't answer. You call out for her. She either isn't there, doesn't hear you, or refuses to answer.
Maybe you're lucky and she's gone out to buy you a SWORD.
Alice: Venture forth in search of cutting object.
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You proceed down the HALL. You don't think there's a SWORD anywhere in the HOUSE, but if there were... Well, there's no reason it wouldn't be in one of these rooms. There's the GARAGE, your BATHROOM, and a LINEN CLOSET. And the only things down the rest of the hall are the LIVING ROOM (leading to the rest of the house) and the FRONT DOOR. Where the mail is!
Are you even going to be able to pick it up without a SYLLADEX? You suddenly need entirely too many things.
No thanks.
No, seriously. You have no interest in this whatsoever. This isn't some SUBTLE URGE inside of you. It's the dumbest thought you've ever had!
Alice: Break snow globe.
Of course! If you break the SNOW GLOBE, the SHARDS OF GLASS will totally qualify as a BLADEKIND weapon. It is exactly the sort of shittiness a person should expect from their SPECIBUS. And it's a good solution to your complete lack of weaponry.
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You suddenly regret everything.
Alice: Check on Grandma.
It is kind of odd that you haven't seen her all day. That PACKAGE wasn't out earlier, so she's clearly still around. What is that OLD LADY up to these days? You are suspicious, so you go and knock on her door, just to be safe. She doesn't answer. You call out for her. She either isn't there, doesn't hear you, or refuses to answer.
Maybe you're lucky and she's gone out to buy you a SWORD.
Alice: Venture forth in search of cutting object.
You proceed down the HALL. You don't think there's a SWORD anywhere in the HOUSE, but if there were... Well, there's no reason it wouldn't be in one of these rooms. There's the GARAGE, your BATHROOM, and a LINEN CLOSET. And the only things down the rest of the hall are the LIVING ROOM (leading to the rest of the house) and the FRONT DOOR. Where the mail is!
Are you even going to be able to pick it up without a SYLLADEX? You suddenly need entirely too many things.
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