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g0m · 06-12-2012, 04:33 AM

WARNING: STRONGLY NSFW
DOUBLE WARNING: I WROTE THIS AT LIKE, FIVE AM

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Meet N' Fuck Kingdom is an adult relations simulator released by user VladimGod to newgrounds.com on November 13th, 2009. It received the 1st place daily feature, as decided by user votes. It has received such positive acclaim as

"No way that guy fucked 3 girls all lined up ong i wish i could be that guy"

and

someone come to my door my vigina is ready i can feel it shaking

from users of the site. But can this game (the sixteenth in the much-vaunted meet n' fuck series) really live up to expectations? There's only one way to find out, so... let's play!

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Ah, it appears this game begins in medias res, that's cool, that's cool. It is a tried and tested thematic device and already I am drawn into this narrative tapestry

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So she's wearing those clown shoes with the hooks in the bottom I guess?

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OH YEAH SURE INVITE YOURSELF IN. Also, "Murton"?

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What follows is one of the main "gameplay" thrusts (dohoho) of meet n' fuck kingdom: a dialogue section where you have to click one of three options and if you're wrong there's no penalty and you just reclick until you get the right one. R U HOT YET

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Anyway I'm going to skip most of this part because the only funny part is the "HAWW!?" sound she makes when you get it wrong and the "HNNNG!?" sound when you get it right. here's some plot

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SOME DIALOGUE LATER: Hmm ANYTHING you say? ANYTHING!? wink wink WINK WINKW INWKINWK WIN KWNIKNWK KIWNKWIKNK

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Oh, right, you meant that. also immediately after this image she smiles and makes the HNNNG!? noise again. Whelp time to start jerking off because you're going to have sex now.

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"Actually I play meet n' fuck kingdom for the plot"

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Nearly missed getting a screencap of this fucker. Just in case you can't tell, it's shitty bitmaps of horns.

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wait since when was i a knight
this marks the first of several shameful historical discrepancies that crop up in this game

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"Delicate" I bet I know what that means hurr

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"spark" I bet I know what that me- oh.

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The hero's quest, a classic fantasy storyline. For, like, viagra. It's cool though because they're clearly taking the comic fantasy approach. Ha! Fellatio.

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GOLD AND JEWELS APLENTY HOT DOG

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"yeah as you wish whatever can i go now"

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...huh.

And what better way to end this post than with a list of the ingredients for medieval viagra! This is all really quite fucking stupid imho.