RE: The Edge of Desolation
04-30-2016, 04:24 AM
(This post was last modified: 05-07-2016, 04:01 AM by Legendary.)
Alice: Captchalogue something!
You attempt to do this, but the SHELL PACKAGING prevents you! Stupid lousy loss-prevention methods! You'll need a good BLADE to handle this. Not that you have one of those... You're too poor to afford any SWORD, and for some reason a lot of otherwise good BLADES are part of other specibi like DAGGERKIND or SCISSORSKIND. So dumb.
On the plus side, you succeed in not taking any of your GRANDMA'S PROJECTS off the wall. So that is a gold star for today. You barely managed to stop her insidious YARN TENDRILS from extruding into your room. Sorry, Grandma, but your room is ARTS only - she can keep the CRAFTS.
Also, are you the only one who thinks these things are a little ODD?
Alice: Answer buddy.
Frustrated over your DEARTH of ITEMS, you retreat to your room and get on your computer. This is one of those BLUEBERRY PHI machines, and they're real pieces of shit for someone who has no interest in programming! You basically got it for cheap because they thought you were a THIRD WORLD CHILD. You quietly put that thought aside and focus instead on your friend. Er, chum. Er... BUDDY.
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It's for her own good, really. SS has always acted like a NARCOLEPTIC of some sort, except of course when you first met her. She was fine then, despite her claims that she might pass out any moment. You've humored that nonsense long enough. Now she's trying to stop you from being WN's server player? That's absolutely not going to happen. WN is the SWEETEST ANGEL there is.
Even worse, she brought up SE! That is against the PACT! Has she no shame? You will have to talk to the others about this SORDID BEHAVIOR. But for now, you have a PLASTIC LOCK to break. And a GAME to find. You have the feeling that it's going to be a long day.
You attempt to do this, but the SHELL PACKAGING prevents you! Stupid lousy loss-prevention methods! You'll need a good BLADE to handle this. Not that you have one of those... You're too poor to afford any SWORD, and for some reason a lot of otherwise good BLADES are part of other specibi like DAGGERKIND or SCISSORSKIND. So dumb.
On the plus side, you succeed in not taking any of your GRANDMA'S PROJECTS off the wall. So that is a gold star for today. You barely managed to stop her insidious YARN TENDRILS from extruding into your room. Sorry, Grandma, but your room is ARTS only - she can keep the CRAFTS.
Also, are you the only one who thinks these things are a little ODD?
Alice: Answer buddy.
Frustrated over your DEARTH of ITEMS, you retreat to your room and get on your computer. This is one of those BLUEBERRY PHI machines, and they're real pieces of shit for someone who has no interest in programming! You basically got it for cheap because they thought you were a THIRD WORLD CHILD. You quietly put that thought aside and focus instead on your friend. Er, chum. Er... BUDDY.
Display nudegaccount:
It's for her own good, really. SS has always acted like a NARCOLEPTIC of some sort, except of course when you first met her. She was fine then, despite her claims that she might pass out any moment. You've humored that nonsense long enough. Now she's trying to stop you from being WN's server player? That's absolutely not going to happen. WN is the SWEETEST ANGEL there is.
Even worse, she brought up SE! That is against the PACT! Has she no shame? You will have to talk to the others about this SORDID BEHAVIOR. But for now, you have a PLASTIC LOCK to break. And a GAME to find. You have the feeling that it's going to be a long day.