RE: The Edge of Desolation
04-29-2016, 06:16 AM
Alice: Read note.
It's addressed to you and everything! It's finally here! This nonsense will finally be over with!
Alice: Open box.
Wait.
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This isn't a GAME at all! It must be a gift from your GRANDMA. A Give and Take Modus. You know about that one - it is ALWAYS FILLED. You have to offer it something to make it give up something it holds. You're pretty sure these things come with COMPLIMENTARY MINTS.
It's kinda sweet GRANDMA gave this to you, but what is this going to do to your COLLEGE FUND and the thirty-seven dollars it contains? And where the heck is the GAME? You thought this wouldn't be a federal fucking issue. You seem to have been mistaken.
Your NUDGEBUDDY won't stop beeping. That's kind of annoying TOO.
It's addressed to you and everything! It's finally here! This nonsense will finally be over with!
Alice: Open box.
Wait.
======>
This isn't a GAME at all! It must be a gift from your GRANDMA. A Give and Take Modus. You know about that one - it is ALWAYS FILLED. You have to offer it something to make it give up something it holds. You're pretty sure these things come with COMPLIMENTARY MINTS.
It's kinda sweet GRANDMA gave this to you, but what is this going to do to your COLLEGE FUND and the thirty-seven dollars it contains? And where the heck is the GAME? You thought this wouldn't be a federal fucking issue. You seem to have been mistaken.
Your NUDGEBUDDY won't stop beeping. That's kind of annoying TOO.