Trollstuck 2: The Saga Continues [likely NSFW]

It is now that we take this time to see another troll, one who for all intents and purposes couldn’t care less about the grander workings that are occurring, but will of course be forced to join in. Let’s see what was that name again...

>Sollar Lairis


Ah yes, you are SOLLAR LAIRIS, and you are, as usual, EXTREMLY DEPRESSED, but sort of OKAY WITH IT.
From the moment of your birth, you had these FREAKISH HORNS which are said to actually kill the mother grub that spawned you. It is because of this, and VARIOUS OTHER ASPECTS, that you are believed to be the RENCARNATION of The Messsiah, TROLL JEGUS. As a result, you are a frequent target of the empire and are MARKED FOR DEATH, in fact, it is almost as prevalent as your UNWWANTED LOVE AND ADORATION.
“Luckily”, you are (at least temporarily) SAFE FROM HARM, thanks to the protection of the Empress-to-be, FEFERI PEIXIS.
While your aforementioned horns (which have since been COMPLETELY SAWED OFF(YET ANOTHER SIGN)) and ULTRA-VIOLET blood are both marks of the SECOND COMING, you are skeptical, in part because you are TROLL JEWGISH, and while you believe that he was a good man, and that he was an important prophet, Troll Jegus was NOT A MESSSAIH.
Additional “proof” of your status as a SECOND COMING are your RARE PAIR OF WINGS and your VISON FOURTEENFOLD. However, you see them both as HIDEOUS DEFECTS, as the wings GET IN THE WAY of everything and your MANY PUPILS leave you IRONICALLY BLIND, which to some, FURTHER PROOVES your so called DESTINY as the SAVOIR OF TROLLKIND. Your life is terrible!
Your trolltag is untimelyUltimatum and you 5ype as penest as somrome whocsn/t see cqn.


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You are currently sitting around and hoping that nothing bothers you until the day that you die.
Oh look, someone is trying to contact you.

Aw shit.

>Answer troll-log.

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Spoiler-- doricRevengenancer [DR] began trolling untimelyUltimatum [UU]
UU: OKAYM WTHAT DO YOY WANRF==T THISF TIME?
DR: “Woah, hey! Inside voices, Solly my boy.”
UU: Whst did nyuy sat?mI can;lt wee, let me get my flasses fi4st.
DR: “No need, I'll be out of your hair before you know it.”
DR: “As much as I know you've loved your life of a possibly-accidental attention whore, I'm about to wreck that for you.”
DR: “You can thank me later, but you probably won't. I know you can't help being self-absorbed like the rest of you wriggling louts, it seems to be one of those things you grow out of.”
DR: “Or gets bled out of a troll. Boys at the lab are still testing that one.”
DR: “But hey, kids like games, right? Hopefully you'll enjoy the one I sent you.”
DR: “I could even be your Troll Judas, or something. That was a joke. Probably. Don't cross me or you'll regret it.”
DR: “Anyway, I've got to run.”
DR: “I need to bug those filially confounded followers of yours, tell them to get their game on.”
DR: “Hah, bug. I should've gone into software development, I'm a natural!”
DR: “Doc out.”
doricRevengenancer [DR] ceased trolling untimelyUltimatum [UU]
UU: wAIT, WHAT?
UU: oH, i DID HAVE my caps lock on.
UU: Now to just scroll up and.......

>Worry.


Oh god you are more terrified than a lost puppy... but at the same time, happy that this hell of a life is going to be over...