Post to Summon Reyweld

Holy shit Rey is your birthday for realsies National Homestuck Day

Yes, it is true, I am the legitimate heir of Homestuck.

All of those things sound fantastic! Heres a recipe for an oreo tart that is delicious and looks like something professionally made but is criminally easy, if you need other ideas

That looks so tasty! I think I like my choices though, so I'll make it some other time.

For a party like this? You need to sacrifice something real... like a partygoer! Ask for volunteers. They will be entirely complicit in being the life of the party!

This strategy is unsustainable. I invite the same people each year, with an extra person every 2ish years (on average). Eventually, I will run out of guests! So instead, I could ask for volunteers just from the street.

Doesn't sound like you're making it enough about you. It's your birthday after all. I've done you the favor of restructuring your first sentence there to assist in this.

So my birthday plans are to invite over a bunch of guests for 5 hours to watch me watch movies and play games.

You'll have to make sure your guests are unable to see the screen, lest they start watching the movies and/or video games instead of you.

I could take it a step further and make them watch me eat the food too! That way, I don't have to make food to share.

also i've never been to a party that isn't BYOG (bring your own goat) so if the others don't have their own sacrifice goats that's their fault for missing out.

I forgot to put it on the invitations, so hopefully they know this precedent.

apy birtday rywold

tthankjes, a51.