Clusterfuck. Get in here.

((If you die, you will find posting again will bring you back to life))

&>Devour the candle for sustenance.&

You grab the candle and whip it into your salivating mouth. Chewing the waxy part is easy, and reminds you of wrappered cheese. Once you get to the metal base, you feel your teeth chip, and swallow in pain and surprise. You proceed to choke and die.

@ I grab the black and blue wand off of the table and try to use it to set the vines on fire.

You grab the wand, zapping it at the vines, only to discover that it is a wand of cold! The portion of the vines blasted have become completely frozen.

I'ma read the sign over the door
I'm distinguished by my face:
◕ w◕

You read the sign, and as you get closer, you notice tiny, hidden text.

It reads: "BOSS 1: UNLOCKS PLAYER MERGING. Player merging is the ability for "PC"'s to phase into eachother and temporarily form another being, that is a theoretical sum of their parts, but not exactly. PCs merged in this way will share one body, and will not be able to maintain form if the majority of merged players cannot collaborate. Any number of players can merge together. Next boss: unlocks item fusion."

smoke cigars

You grab the thick, red striped wand and put it into your mouth. The end lights up! You have discovered a wand of fire. You deeply inhale the smoke produced, and your vision shifts and loses focus. Oh wow. Oh, wo()0@coOw.

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Map View: (Hallucinating)

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