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<schazer> oh nice
<schazer> there's a bird related to the jacana called the plains-wanderer
<Loather> except a bird that absorbs babies
<schazer> it's taxonomically in amongst the "waders" but it didn't get the memo
<schazer> so it instead wanders around southwestern australia
<schazer> also, slightly less closely related, the thick-knees, also known as stone-curlews or
<schazer> dikkops
<Loather> SHIT
<Loather> THE DICK COPS
* Akumu shoves all the dicks into the toilet and starts flushing
* Loather crams dicks into bag & eats the dick bags
* Loather pulls an oversized lever. all the dick-covered tables throughout the room quickly drop into the floor, where they are hidden
* Loather leans on remaining table, not sweating at all
<Loather> hello officer may i help you :)
<schazer>
<schazer>I'VE RECEIVED REPORTS OF ILLEGALLY HUGE QUANTITIES OF DICK ON THE PROPERTY
<Loather> hahah thats ridickulous
<Loather> no dicks here
<Loather> just me and some friends, hanging out
<Loather> doing non-dick related activities
<Loather> like..
<Loather> fishing
<Loather> online
<Loather> online fishing
<schazer>
<schazer> I'M SURE YOU WOULD NOT OBJECt if i searched the residence, then, suspicious individual
<Loather>
<Loather> DEFINITELY NOT
<Loather> PLEASE HELP YOURSELF TO
<Loather> THIS RESIDENCE
<Loather> WHICH IS NOT MINE
* Akumu looks despairingly at the overflowing toilet crammed full of dicks
* Akumu leaps out the bathroom window
* Loather grips a suspiciously phallic fishing pole, sweating profusely
<schazer> excuse me then
<schazer>
<schazer> hmmmmmmm are the dicks in here
ⓘ schazer is now known as dikkop
* dikkop sticks head in the sitting room
<Loather>
<Loather> no,
<Loather> but
<Loather> sometimes, the toilet overflows,
<Akumu> run run run
<Loather> and dicks come up out of the sewage,
<Loather> a very common problem this time of year
<Loather> we've complained to the neighbors about it
<Loather> they're real dick fiends
* dikkop sticks head in the kitchen
<dikkop>
<dikkop> any dicks in heeeeeeeere
<Loather> n, no
<dikkop> hmmmm I cannot find any dicks
<dikkop> very well
<dikkop> thank you for your time, citizen
<Loather> thank you for your service dick cop
<dikkop> I will be off
<dikkop>
<dikkop> HOWEVER
<Loather> AH
<dikkop> this is improper of me but
<dikkop>
<dikkop> may i borrow your bathroom facilities
<Loather> yes
<Loather> of course
<dikkop>

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<dikkop> WHAT
<dikkop> WHAT IS THIS
<Loather> whats wrong officer
<dikkop> CITIZEN WHY ARE YOUR BATHROOM FACILITIES ATTEMPTING TO CONCEAL A CACHE OF DICKS
<Loather> i told you!!
<dikkop> HARBORING SUCH CRIMINALITY IS A CRIMINALITY, CITIZEN
<Loather> sometimes the dicks come up out of the sewage
<Loather> it's the neighbors! we can't help it!
<Loather> we've called the plumbers but they've been promising to fix this for weeks
<Loather> and not showing up
<dikkop> its jail for you, BUCKOS
<dikkop>
<Loather> NO
<Loather>IM INNOCENT
<dikkop> TAKE 'EM AWAY, BOYS
<Loather> IM NOT A DICK FIEND
<Loather> NOOOOOOOOOO
<Loather> OOOOoooo
<dikkop> THE PLUMBING, IT GETS THE SPECIAL TREATMENT
<Loather> (you really cocked this one up akumu)
<dikkop> yee-haw I'm getting me a promotion
<dikkop>
<Loather> this is the greatest impromptu rp of 2016
<Akumu> I am amazed you found a picture of a dikkop looking suspicious