Lucidstuck I

Literally the worst thing that's going to happen is some people are going to studiously claim on assorted satellite social platforms they haven't read this thread because of its Homestuck trappings and have no intention of doing so. Maybe they'll lovingly satirise you specifically while faux-ranting about what a blight Homestuck is on the Sacred Sanctimonious Hallowed Halls Of The Institute of Forum Adventuring, but I don't really see anyone stepping up to the plate to make such a concerted effort at being an asshole (genuine in their feelings or not).

Some of the people I can think of who'd do this are my friends, and mostly irrespective of the above fact they can frankly go attempt the proverbial flying fuck at a rolling donut.

iP, you do you. Welcome to the forums, be a teamfriend but deffo stick your tongue out at the curmudgeons who call themselves regulars (myself included). If you need any assistance in matters forum-administrative, feel free to ask me whenever.