RE: The Priest is DEAD, GOD ABANDONED HUMANITY YEARS AGO
03-22-2016, 01:11 AM
The undead priest, after being raised, would immediately start burning (as their body is holy and undead burn in the presence of holy, except ghosts and sometimes sexy vampires) and suffer eternal torment until put out of their misery. If they became a ghost, they would be a holy spirit. If they became a sexy vampire, they would becoome the muse of an erotic fanfic and then would proceed to be hunted down and staked.
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