The Priest is DEAD, GOD ABANDONED HUMANITY YEARS AGO

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The Priest is DEAD, GOD ABANDONED HUMANITY YEARS AGO - Reyweld - 01-22-2016

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Tell me your sins, child.

RE: The Priest is IN - Dragon Fogel - 01-22-2016

My sin is that I'm too perfect and therefore inspire envy in others.

RE: The Priest is IN - ICan'tGiveCredit - 01-22-2016

I am the master of gluttony. I ate. Everything.

*BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP*

Can I have seconds?

RE: The Priest is IN - SleepingOrange - 01-22-2016

As an actual ordained minister, I find this very offensive

RE: The Priest is IN - SleepingOrange - 01-22-2016

You know what, nah, we chill

RE: The Priest is IN - SleepingOrange - 01-22-2016

I don't even remember if my church has a god to get irate on behalf of

RE: The Priest is IN - Kíeros - 01-22-2016

My sins are d/dx -cos(x), y"+y=0 y(0)=0 y'(0)=1, (e^iz-e^-iz)/2i and x-x³/3!+x⁵/5!-x⁷/7!+...

RE: The Priest is IN - Jacquerel - 01-22-2016

Father forgive me, for I could not think of a confession related joke and instead resorted to cheap meta-humour.

RE: The Priest is IN - ICan'tGiveCredit - 01-22-2016

(01-22-2016, 09:32 AM)bigro Wrote: »I secretly ate everyone.

even i haven't tried that yet

RE: The Priest is IN - Reyweld - 01-22-2016

(01-22-2016, 02:21 AM)Dragon Fogel Wrote: »My sin is that I'm too perfect and therefore inspire envy in others.

Don't worry, child. That feeling of pride will disappear in time, as you grow in age, and as such, closer to the lord. When you're a wrinkly lump wasting away, you will not be envied.

Penance: 10 jumping jacks.

(01-22-2016, 02:57 AM)ICantGiveCredit Wrote: »I am the master of gluttony. I ate. Everything.

*BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP*

Can I have seconds?

The lord our god gives only to those whom excuseth themselves. Also, you didn't finish your glass of milk. God wants to see you grow strong bones.

Penance: finish that milk.

(01-22-2016, 04:53 AM)SleepingOrange Wrote: »As an actual ordained minister, I find this very offensive

God the almighty, creator of heaven and earth, knows your sins, and forgives you for your deceit.

Penance: Holy Orders. You must now actually become a priest.

(01-22-2016, 05:19 AM)Wheat Wrote: »\my sin is the sin of STEALING. I commat the sin of robbery, against your hairstyle. Tel me what I gotta do to be square even with you so I can get it done with.

Not a sin.

Penance: stay fresh.

(01-22-2016, 05:56 AM)Kíeros Wrote: »My sins are d/dx -cos(x), y"+y=0 y(0)=0 y'(0)=1, (e^iz-e^-iz)/2i and x-x³/3!+x⁵/5!-x⁷/7!+...

That's a lot of sins, but God forgives those who seek forgiveness.

Penance: 103 Hail Mary's.

(01-22-2016, 09:32 AM)bigro Wrote: »I secretly hate everyone.

Don't tell anyone priest

It happens. Remember Noah's Arc, where the world was flooded and human life was almost entirely wiped out?

Penance: no meat for the next Friday.

(01-22-2016, 11:22 AM)Jacquerel Wrote: »Father forgive me, for I could not think of a confession related joke and instead resorted to cheap meta-humour.

You are no son of mine.

Penance: 12 years dungeon, 7 years no trials.

RE: The Priest is IN - ICan'tGiveCredit - 01-22-2016

(01-22-2016, 09:14 PM)Reyweld Wrote: »
(01-22-2016, 05:56 AM)Kíeros Wrote: »My sins are d/dx -cos(x), y"+y=0 y(0)=0 y'(0)=1, (e^iz-e^-iz)/2i and x-x³/3!+x⁵/5!-x⁷/7!+...

That's a lot of sins, but God forgives those who seek forgiveness.

Penance: 103 Hail Mary's.

ok ok is the answer actually 103. i want to know

RE: The Priest is IN - OTTO - 01-22-2016

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RE: The Priest is IN - Kíeros - 01-23-2016

(01-22-2016, 09:14 PM)Reyweld Wrote: »Penance: 103 Hail Mary's.

Great. And I don't even have a copy of Madden.

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RE: The Priest is IN - Gimeurcookie - 01-23-2016

Is it a sin to eat the last pizza because if so I need to know how much damage I've done to my soul.

RE: The Priest is IN - Reyweld - 01-23-2016

(01-23-2016, 03:49 AM)Gimeurcookie Wrote: »Is it a sin to eat the last pizza because if so I need to know how much damage I've done to my soul.

No damage that can't be repaired!

Penance: make a pizza.

RE: The Priest is IN - Robust Laser - 01-23-2016

I didn't buy snacks for my friends for this week's board game night.

RE: The Priest is IN - Reyweld - 01-24-2016

(01-23-2016, 09:35 PM)cyber95 Wrote: »I didn't buy snacks for my friends for this week's board game night.

Neither did I. There is nothing God will do to help you there.

Penace: N/A

RE: The Priest is IN - Kíeros - 01-24-2016

(01-22-2016, 09:14 PM)Reyweld Wrote: »Penance: 103 Hail Mary's.

DONE.

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And 47 extra, just to be secure. Never mind the fact that the lowest scoring unit was 50 points, that had no impact on the scorenumber of hail mary's.

RE: The Priest is IN - Reyweld - 01-24-2016

Nope, the Sabbath is now only on the night of Friday the 13th and the following Saturday. That way, the pagans who still believe in "bad luck" and "karma" can have fear of the lord instilled into them! Black cats have no power over God, he who giveths and takeths away, and God's holy children must realize this and pray for his continual mercy.

(Donating to the church doesn't hurt.)

RE: The Priest is IN - Marelo - 01-24-2016

According to a trustworthy source, my sins are "bad farts, tickling, and cold hands."

I am going to the hell aren't I

RE: The Priest is IN - OTTO - 01-24-2016

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RE: The Priest is IN - a52 - 01-24-2016

Kieros you forgot Ft^-1[i * sqrt(π/2) * δ(ω - 1) - i * sqrt(π/2) * δ(ω + 1)](t) and ∫ e^-ix/2 + e^ix/2 dx

My sin is showing off with math

RE: The Priest is IN - OTTO - 01-24-2016

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RE: The Priest is IN - a52 - 01-24-2016

e^ix=cos x + i*sin x
(e^-ix)/2 + (e^ix/2) = (cos x)/2 - (i*sin x)/2 + (cos x)/2 + (i*sin x)/2
= cos x
d/dx sin x = cos x
therefore sin x = the integral of (e^-ix)/2 + (e^ix/2)

the other one involves fourier analysis and that's quite a bit harder to explain but it's basically f^-1(f(sin x)), just using a very difficult function for f.

RE: The Priest is IN - OTTO - 01-24-2016

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