The Grand Cooperative (Round One: Waiting Room Bar & Grill)

Jesus, that was literally a year ago, you're lucky I'm feeling generous and giving you advice, instead of immediately locking this thread or moving it to Hawkspace like the steaming pile of bad posting it is.

Take those fucking gumdrops out of your ears and listen the fuck up. Look the fuck up. Whatever.

For starters. Assuming anyone would make the mistake of looking past your OP and assuming you'd be a competent host of a gut parasite, to say nothing of a full-fledged Battle, they'd be hard fucking pressed to take part considering there's NO PROFILE TEMPLATE. Holy shit, do you not know how to use tinypic?

A proper profile template:

Username: A standard tradition.
Name: Your character's name.
Color: A sensible text color to represent when they're in the narrative.
Race: Or species. No sparkledogs.
Description: A guide to their appearance and mannerisms.
Items/Abilities: What do they have equipped? What have they at their disposal to survive in a Grand Battle?
Biography: A backstory to help set the scene.