K-L-W Robotics: Absent Without Official Leave

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SpoilerGonna have my character enter the store. Hope I'm doing this right.

[*~*I_Luv_Cats*~* photographs himself in through the door.]
Wha7 a n1ce 6lay 7o6lay eh, robo7 6lawgs? Woul6l you l1ke 7o know abou7 my ca7?

[*~*I_Luv_Cats*~* takes out a picture of himself in front of a cat.]
(Without waiting for an answer) See, her name 1s Ma6lame Ca7nap and she loves 17 when 1 feed-
(Eyes? focusing on a stray robot arm in the back) ..1s 7ha7 a self1e s71ck?
Oh well, cameras are bor1ng eh? Why 6lon'7 we jus7 glue a pho7o of ourselves to a pos7car6l wh1le we're at 17 eh?
(Takes out his phone and loads up Whelp®) -Sp16lers came pouring ou7 of the wall and a7e my ca7. 0/5 R.I.P s1r meowsalo7.-
Hey!
-Too afra16l to en7er cuz of 7he screaming 1ns1de. 2/5 cuz of the s7ench.-
[*~*I_Luv_Cats*~* shows no sign of stopping.]