ask a space travel wizard

Have you ever in a heather tether seen such a plump pumpkin?

I was most fortunate in my travels through your galaxy's western arms; my arrival in the Ling Ring asteroid belt coincided perfectly with the fiery implosion of Ling III's largest moon, Curcal. I'd only arrived to admire the transport lines assembled between the asteroids of the Ring, maybe pick up some Lingweed (for personal use! Jeez!) if anyone was offering.

Ling's a rather beautiful system if you've never been there, if you like gas giants, peach-on-mauve color schemes, and your craft can take a cosmic gravelling, I'd certainly recommend you check it out. There's not much to actually do there since Curcal was wiped off the map and the Lingweed extraction was bought out by old Stellartto Heels, but definitely stop by if you're in the neighborhood and have the spare fuel.

The local authorities, by the way, eventually cleared me of any culpability with the satellite's demise.

What's your opinion on Space Popes?

Not fond of the Contemporal Revisionist movement we're seeing a lot of. I don't care if it's "a modernised reconstruction of long-established canon", they just look goofy with feathers all over their vestments. There. I said it.