Hawkspace, meet Dwarf Fortress!

A bunch of people are about to die:

• A human hammerman and a human axeman who are in the hospital, "resting". They are both asleep, and neither has woken up in a while. Both are thirsty, but all of the lakes in the world just froze (from winter), and people won't give patients booze. So: they are going to die of thirst.
  
• A dwarven diagnoser who has been possessed for quite a while. They haven't been eating or drinking, and for some reason they need thread but won't accept my llama wool thread. They are either going to go insane and then be put down, starve, or die of thirst.
  
• Humans can die of old age anywhere between 60-120, and I have a 115 year-old human. (goblins and elves cannot die of old age, and dwarves live from 100-170 years)