Trollstuck 2: The Saga Continues [likely NSFW]

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SpoilerThis thread is a, possibly temporary, replacement for this thread, while the powers that be determine whether this kind of thing is allowed or not. If it's reopened then it can be transplanted over there or whatever.

Admittedly Trollstuck on ET will have less of an audience and we won't be winding up any hardcore trollslummers, but I and most people who I talked to enjoyed it more in of itself than as a means to irritate people. If it ends up that original Trollstuck can't be a thing any more then we already have this in a place where we can regulate it ourselves.

Essentially this thread is about the adventures of a silly/absurd/disturbing group of trolls who play SCRUB. It's open to those who want to join in and don't consider trolls to be super serious business.

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SpoilerPickYerPoison: Ilene Fhtagn/indomitableBeauty [#ff00BB]
SleepingOrange: Johhhn Xlingn/ravishingPriapus [#b70000]
cyber95: Lard Tabasno/quiveringLipid [#000000, bold]
Dragon Fogel: Commander Brinner/commandingOfficer [#cc3300]
Schazer: ???/doricRevengencer [navy]
Ixcalibur: Xazhaf Ajraga/glitteratiTsarina [indigo]
XX: Mephistopheles Noctivigant/baenSidhe [#6FFF00]
MrGuy: Fabuloso "Fab Quatro Huckleberry" Tallahassee/quatroHuckleberry [#00FF00]
MalkyTop: Malkytop/malkyTop [#mlkytp] [#78AB46]
slipsicle: Fasdnafo Wqrolo/qnccreTragyrzna [#FF9966]
Solaris: Sollar Lairis/untimelyUltimatum [#ff0666]

> Be a doll



You are now DOHLIE XPKJLZ and you are six sweeps old. Your chumhandle is universallyVenerated and so<3eti<3es it see<3s like al<3ost every troll you <3eet wants to beco<3e <3atesprits with you.

You are constantly being BOTHERED by people wishing to get all up in your FLUSHED QUADRANT. It is really quite a pain when your HEART belongs somewhere MUCH CLOSER TO HOME.

You have MAGENTA BLOOD but you're NOT A SEADWELLER because SEADWELLERS ARE LAME.

You were just talking to your LUSUS and MATESPIRT: HAXLEY, but someone is trolling you; undoubtedly pleading with you to enter a CONCUPISCENT ROMANCE with him.

You opt to take a look anyway.

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No not really. You're still Xazhaf Ajraga and you're still ten sweeps old. Your chumhandle is still glitteratiTsarina anDD you are still the girliest girl anDD not in any way creepy or DDisturbing you DDon't know what you coulDD possibly mean.

You are currently playing with your dolls while you wait for Juan's very important game to install on your potentially explosive computer.

DDohlie/Haxley OTP!