EIGHTEEN WHEELERS OF FORTUNE: LET'S PLAY BMFCT
07-22-2015, 04:07 AM
FORSOOTH I SHALL RUN A CAMPAIGN OF THE LEANEST, MEANEST, TABLETOP ROLEPLAYING SYSTEM, BIG MOTHERFUCKIN CRAB TRUCKERS ON THIS'ERE FINE FORUM
(^That there link is the rules, it's one page)
Also I'll stop hollerin' in all caps because it's fucking unnecessary
If you want to play, fill in the profile below! The Motherfuckin' Crab Goddess shall choose four? Let's go with four. Four worthy fuckin' sons of trilobites to take to the highways.
This may or may not be a re-enactment of fuckin' Mad Max Fury Road with motherfuckin' 300-pound crab trucker expies, because the alternative is probably a freeform RP with minimal plot and a motherfuckin' DM (Decapod Matrideity) who gives no fucks. If either of those don't sound like your fuckin' jam then don't fuckin' sign up for this, yeah?
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Motherfuckin' Crab Trucker Name:
Your Motherfuckin' Job: Driver, Fighter, and Lifter are the defaults given in the book, but you can make what the fuckin' ever.
Your Three Fuckin' Traits: -These!
-Are Single Words!
-With Shout Poles! Add some fuckin' deets afterward so they can be pithy without being vague as fuck.
Your Fuckin' Life Story: But keep it fuckin' short, we don't have all day and there's freight that needs a-hauling!
How you Fuckin' Roll: Would you be down for some motherfuckin' Player-vs-Player action? Or would you rather minimal risk your trucker bites the fuckin' dust?
(^That there link is the rules, it's one page)
Also I'll stop hollerin' in all caps because it's fucking unnecessary
If you want to play, fill in the profile below! The Motherfuckin' Crab Goddess shall choose four? Let's go with four. Four worthy fuckin' sons of trilobites to take to the highways.
This may or may not be a re-enactment of fuckin' Mad Max Fury Road with motherfuckin' 300-pound crab trucker expies, because the alternative is probably a freeform RP with minimal plot and a motherfuckin' DM (Decapod Matrideity) who gives no fucks. If either of those don't sound like your fuckin' jam then don't fuckin' sign up for this, yeah?
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Motherfuckin' Crab Trucker Name:
Your Motherfuckin' Job: Driver, Fighter, and Lifter are the defaults given in the book, but you can make what the fuckin' ever.
Your Three Fuckin' Traits: -These!
-Are Single Words!
-With Shout Poles! Add some fuckin' deets afterward so they can be pithy without being vague as fuck.
Your Fuckin' Life Story: But keep it fuckin' short, we don't have all day and there's freight that needs a-hauling!
How you Fuckin' Roll: Would you be down for some motherfuckin' Player-vs-Player action? Or would you rather minimal risk your trucker bites the fuckin' dust?
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clouds is shaky love | broke as hell but i got a bunch of ringtones
eyes blood red bruise aubergine | Sue took something now Sue doesn't sleep | saint average, day in the life of
woke up in the noon smelling doom and death | out the house, great outdoors
staying warm in arctic blizzard | that's my battle 'til I get inanimate | still up in the same clothes living like a gameshow
clouds is shaky love | broke as hell but i got a bunch of ringtones
eyes blood red bruise aubergine | Sue took something now Sue doesn't sleep | saint average, day in the life of
woke up in the noon smelling doom and death | out the house, great outdoors
staying warm in arctic blizzard | that's my battle 'til I get inanimate | still up in the same clothes living like a gameshow