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<Schazer> Maxie
<Schazer> there's a thread in Eagle Time that needs your attentions
<MaxieSatan> ?
<MaxieSatan> which thread is this
<Schazer> https://eagle-time.org/showthread.php?ti...on=newpost
<Dalm> :o
<Schazer> it begins
<Schazer> again
<MaxieSatan> why the fuck y'all gotta do this to me
<Schazer> our world is a terrible and circular place
<Schazer> like a frozen pizza
<Schazer> Maxie we do it because we love you
<MaxieSatan> I know <3
<Schazer> wait what
<Schazer> so you /don't/ actually advocate eating frozen pizza?
<soundlyParanoid> I WOULD IMAGINE THEY ADVOCATE EATING COOKED PIZZA
<soundlyParanoid> WHICH OBVIOUSLY CAN'T BE FROZEN
<soundlyParanoid> (AT LEAST NOT ANYMORE.)
<MaxieSatan> god no
<MaxieSatan> I'm not an animal
<Schazer> wtf
<Schazer> all this time
<Schazer> I thought you'd said "pizza can be a frozen treat"
<Chwoka> i... didn't even think of that possibility para
<MaxieSatan> it can! metaphorically!
<Chwoka> do you know what frozen means maxie
<Schazer> so you meant "chilled", not "frozen"
<Chwoka> it's not just a movie
<MaxieSatan> ice cream isn't frozen solid, you eat it semi-frozen
<DragonFogel> It was "cold pizza is a frozen treat" or something to that effect.
<MaxieSatan> chwoka frozen just means it's solid and not liquid or gaseous
<MaxieSatan> all pizza is frozen, technically
<Schazer> uh
<Chwoka> so am i frozen?
<Chwoka> are all rocks frozen?
<DragonFogel> Now you're just being pedantic.
<soundlyParanoid> PARTS OF YOU YES
<Schazer> no chwoka you're 75% water
<Chwoka> besides lava?
<MaxieSatan> yes, yes unless they're magma
<MaxieSatan> oh okay
<MaxieSatan> I see you're mister Predicts Lava now
<LP|DM> Pizza is also largely percent water
<MaxieSatan> I see how it is
<LP|DM> Frozen pizza has a different texture because the water inside it is frozen
<Chwoka> so UNLESS
<Chwoka> UNLESS
<LP|DM> So "frozen pizza" stands as a distinction
<Chwoka> my pizza is SO HOT it no longer has form
<Chwoka> it is frozen
<MaxieSatan> ok but I gotta fuckin
<MaxieSatan> shower
<MaxieSatan> night
<LP|DM> Fuck you all I'm going to bed
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<Chwoka> THIS is your operative definition
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<Chwoka> ok
<DragonFogel> Darn, I was about to ask if it was going to be a frozen shower.
<Chwoka> i'm posting this distinction in the thread
<Schazer> this is ridiculous
<Schazer> I love the pizza argument
<Schazer> and by that I mean fuck the pizza argument
<soundlyParanoid> NO IT'S CLARIFICATION.
<DragonFogel> How many years ago was it even.
<soundlyParanoid> ALL I KNOW IS
<soundlyParanoid> THAT I WANT PIZZA
<soundlyParanoid> but what type
<DragonFogel> But do you want it hot or cold?
<DragonFogel> (that's the root of the pizza argument)