RE: IRC highlights!
06-05-2015, 05:24 AM
<Mamylon> Can we start a new Otaku melee so I can enter Ty Lee
<Mirdini> rip Thanos
<Mamylon> Or a Team Azula composite character if I want to be greedy
<Mamylon> God Thanos was so good
<Mamylon> Thanos in Traverse Town was all I ever wanted
<DragonFogel> What if we do Narcissism Otaku Melees for maximum self-indulgence.
<Mamylon> Hahahahahaha
<Mamylon> That's just fanfiction
<Mamylon> Thanos, Superman, Aeris, and Ty Lee are in a battle to the death
<Mamylon> Who would my other four be
<Mamylon> Thanos, Superman, Aeris, Ty Lee, John Locke (from Lost), three more
<schazer> uuuuh can we have a ya fiction character
<Mamylon> Ginny Weasley, done
<Mamylon> Thanos, Superman, Locke, Ty Lee, Aeris, Ginny Weasley, Mod Silver, one more
<Solaris> an animal
<Mirdini> mod silver is a hedgehog sol
<Solaris> a less sentient animal
<Mirdini> pfft
<schazer> a homestuck troll
<Mamylon> I'm not keeping Mod Silver in my narcissism melee, that was a joke
<Solaris> andrew hussie
<schazer> ANDREW HUSSIE
<Mirdini> or andrew hussie
<Agenternet> pffffffft
<Mamylon> Thanos Superman Locke Ty Lee Aeris Ginny Hussie
<schazer> one more
<Solaris> call of duty dog
<schazer> Lion from Steven Universe
<Mamylon> One of the characters from the Fast franchise but I want all of them equally
<Solaris> who has the best car
<schazer> the Brodeburgs F+F edition
<Mamylon> I can't go with Letty because Michelle Rodriguez was also in Lost
<Mamylon> So let's just go with Dom
<Mamylon> (Vin Diesel)
<Mamylon> The perfect Grand Battle
<schazer> congratulations you did it
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<Mamylon> Now who wins
<@DragonFogel> All I know is I want Hussie to get run over by a car repeatedly.
<Mamylon> Hussie goes down round one, probably by getting run over by a car
<Mamylon> Dom declares that Superman is his "family" now
<Mamylon> Ty Lee, Thanos and Aeris start hanging out
<Mirdini> the question is who stabs aeris
<Mamylon> Locke, at the end of Round 3
<Mamylon> Locke wanders into the woods
<Mamylon> Ginny takes on Thanos and almost wins in round 2 but then Ty Lee chi-blocks her magic and Thanos murders her
<Mamylon> So in round 4 Thanos and Ty Lee are hunting Locke and Superman and Vin Diesel are car-chasing after Thanos
<@DragonFogel> Superman keeps pissing off Thanos by calling him Darkseid.
<Mamylon> Ty Lee betrays Thanos to save Locke, Thanos gets run over by a car
<schazer> omg
<Solaris> lmao
<schazer> this is gripping stuff
<Mamylon> "I live my life a quarter mile at a time," says Vin Diesel over the actual corpse of the universe's greatest mass murderer
<Mamylon> Then he drinks a Corona
<schazer> fuck
<schazer> f uck
<Mamylon> That's also the end of Guardians of the Galaxy 2 by the way
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<Mamylon> Round 5 everyone's pretty much united against the Grandmaster, the Indulgent, my trashiest self-insert
<Mamylon> But there's tension between Locke and Dom for leadership of the crew
<Mamylon> Ultimately, Locke isn't family
<Mamylon> He gets run over by a car
<Mamylon> But then in Round 6 he comes back from the dead and does to Ty Lee what he did to Aeris, huge twist
<Mamylon> Round 7 ends with the Indulgent taking pity upon Superman after the actor who plays him dies in a tragic car accident
<Agenforge> I expect hussie sidles back in at this point and tries to disguise himself as an extra
<Agenforge> alas, orange horns, they are not subtle
<Mamylon> So Dom and Superman are last seen parting ways on a forked road while Dom monologues about family
<Agenforge> look i liked fast five
<schazer> beautiful
<Agenforge> is superman in a car
<Mamylon> Yes
<Solaris> perfect
<Mirdini> grandest narcissism
<Agenforge> battles are over guys
<Mirdini> rip Thanos
<Mamylon> Or a Team Azula composite character if I want to be greedy
<Mamylon> God Thanos was so good
<Mamylon> Thanos in Traverse Town was all I ever wanted
<DragonFogel> What if we do Narcissism Otaku Melees for maximum self-indulgence.
<Mamylon> Hahahahahaha
<Mamylon> That's just fanfiction
<Mamylon> Thanos, Superman, Aeris, and Ty Lee are in a battle to the death
<Mamylon> Who would my other four be
<Mamylon> Thanos, Superman, Aeris, Ty Lee, John Locke (from Lost), three more
<schazer> uuuuh can we have a ya fiction character
<Mamylon> Ginny Weasley, done
<Mamylon> Thanos, Superman, Locke, Ty Lee, Aeris, Ginny Weasley, Mod Silver, one more
<Solaris> an animal
<Mirdini> mod silver is a hedgehog sol
<Solaris> a less sentient animal
<Mirdini> pfft
<schazer> a homestuck troll
<Mamylon> I'm not keeping Mod Silver in my narcissism melee, that was a joke
<Solaris> andrew hussie
<schazer> ANDREW HUSSIE
<Mirdini> or andrew hussie
<Agenternet> pffffffft
<Mamylon> Thanos Superman Locke Ty Lee Aeris Ginny Hussie
<schazer> one more
<Solaris> call of duty dog
<schazer> Lion from Steven Universe
<Mamylon> One of the characters from the Fast franchise but I want all of them equally
<Solaris> who has the best car
<schazer> the Brodeburgs F+F edition
<Mamylon> I can't go with Letty because Michelle Rodriguez was also in Lost
<Mamylon> So let's just go with Dom
<Mamylon> (Vin Diesel)
<Mamylon> The perfect Grand Battle
<schazer> congratulations you did it
---
<Mamylon> Now who wins
<@DragonFogel> All I know is I want Hussie to get run over by a car repeatedly.
<Mamylon> Hussie goes down round one, probably by getting run over by a car
<Mamylon> Dom declares that Superman is his "family" now
<Mamylon> Ty Lee, Thanos and Aeris start hanging out
<Mirdini> the question is who stabs aeris
<Mamylon> Locke, at the end of Round 3
<Mamylon> Locke wanders into the woods
<Mamylon> Ginny takes on Thanos and almost wins in round 2 but then Ty Lee chi-blocks her magic and Thanos murders her
<Mamylon> So in round 4 Thanos and Ty Lee are hunting Locke and Superman and Vin Diesel are car-chasing after Thanos
<@DragonFogel> Superman keeps pissing off Thanos by calling him Darkseid.
<Mamylon> Ty Lee betrays Thanos to save Locke, Thanos gets run over by a car
<schazer> omg
<Solaris> lmao
<schazer> this is gripping stuff
<Mamylon> "I live my life a quarter mile at a time," says Vin Diesel over the actual corpse of the universe's greatest mass murderer
<Mamylon> Then he drinks a Corona
<schazer> fuck
<schazer> f uck
<Mamylon> That's also the end of Guardians of the Galaxy 2 by the way
---
<Mamylon> Round 5 everyone's pretty much united against the Grandmaster, the Indulgent, my trashiest self-insert
<Mamylon> But there's tension between Locke and Dom for leadership of the crew
<Mamylon> Ultimately, Locke isn't family
<Mamylon> He gets run over by a car
<Mamylon> But then in Round 6 he comes back from the dead and does to Ty Lee what he did to Aeris, huge twist
<Mamylon> Round 7 ends with the Indulgent taking pity upon Superman after the actor who plays him dies in a tragic car accident
<Agenforge> I expect hussie sidles back in at this point and tries to disguise himself as an extra
<Agenforge> alas, orange horns, they are not subtle
<Mamylon> So Dom and Superman are last seen parting ways on a forked road while Dom monologues about family
<Agenforge> look i liked fast five
<schazer> beautiful
<Agenforge> is superman in a car
<Mamylon> Yes
<Solaris> perfect
<Mirdini> grandest narcissism
<Agenforge> battles are over guys
peace to the unsung peace to the martyrs | i'm johnny rotten appleseed
clouds is shaky love | broke as hell but i got a bunch of ringtones
eyes blood red bruise aubergine | Sue took something now Sue doesn't sleep | saint average, day in the life of
woke up in the noon smelling doom and death | out the house, great outdoors
staying warm in arctic blizzard | that's my battle 'til I get inanimate | still up in the same clothes living like a gameshow
clouds is shaky love | broke as hell but i got a bunch of ringtones
eyes blood red bruise aubergine | Sue took something now Sue doesn't sleep | saint average, day in the life of
woke up in the noon smelling doom and death | out the house, great outdoors
staying warm in arctic blizzard | that's my battle 'til I get inanimate | still up in the same clothes living like a gameshow