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<Chwoka> my name is will and sometimes when people say "i will," i say, "no, i will, you [their name here]"
<great> it's scary
<Chwoka> because i am clever
<Sai> Thanks Will.
<great> to wear a suit of armour made from my past corpses
<Chwoka> no thanks will, you sai
<DragonFogel> Wheat, I know it's sentient and whispers the name of forgotten gods as you sleep, but you really have to consider the defense bonus here.
<schazmander> you, will
<Timu12> you will
<Sai> "No thanks, Will," you sigh.
Sounds hella emo
<Timu12> can do, will do, done
<Chwoka> yes, i, will
<Sai> Like Will is trying to help
but you're just sighing "no thanks"
Also great - your corpses make the best cover because you can play dead and it's hard to tell who's who
<schazmander> no thanks will you sigh when all this is said and done
<DragonFogel> Maybe Will isn't very good at helping.
<Sai> I'm a genius and you'll wear the armor and you'll like it.
<Chwoka> you, schazer, you, timu
<great> It's like jeez there is a reason why I forgot those gods
<Sai> They haven't forgotten you
and they're always watching
<Chwoka> yeah you don't want my help sai
<Timu12> will powerful, will will never die, immortality from sheer willpower, therefore will will not need will
<schazmander> willie or wonty
<Sai> I'm just happy that you can ask "Will will will [noun]?"
and have that work
You could even write "Will will will wills?"
and answer "Will will."
<Chwoka> i know another guy named will too so you could string it together even more
<great> they were very bad datefriends who were very bad and manipulative, and it took a lot of time to get over them and fantasizing about their divine bodies
<schazmander> or Will Will will Will wills?
<Chwoka> will will will will wills
<Sai> "Will Will will Will Will's wills?"
<Chwoka> now that's just silly
<schazmander> Will, of the people
<Chwoka> will has no right to will will his own wills, that will is wholly wills and he can do with it what he wills
<Sai> What if he wills Will to will Will his wills?
<great> I wake up in the middle of the night from my corpses recounting previous encounters of immaculate conception I thought were behind me
<schazmander> the wills, wiles, and wheels of the corporate machine
<great> the memory of encounters behind me
not
<schazmander> wait so Sai you mean like
<Chwoka> well will won't
<great> the encounters themselves
<Timu12> you have a small willy
<DragonFogel> You know what they say, Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo.
<Sai> They don't say that
They never said that.
<schazmander> Will Will will Will will Will's wills to Will?
<Sai> More or less
<schazmander> will I'll be damned
<great> What's Will?
<Chwoka> will you?
<Sai> No, who's Will
<schazmander> all's will that ends will
<great> What Swill!
<schazmander> (this is even worse with a new zealand accent)
<Chwoka> what's on second, great
<Sai> Record it
then make a soundcloud and make a tinyurl
and instead of linking that, link to the tricky thread
It'll be a masterpiece
<schazmander> because then Will well wills Will will will Will's will with Will's well to Will"
wait no
Will will well will Will will will Will's will with Will's well to, well, Will
I think I won
<Sai> Well, will Will will Will to will Will Will's wills well? We'll will Will to will Will Will's wills, while Will wills Will wills Will Will's wills."