RE: So you want to be a millionare?
04-25-2015, 05:58 AM
(This post was last modified: 05-11-2015, 12:29 AM by ICan'tGiveCredit.)
Reyweld, i don't think you understand what you got into when you made this offer.
You're practically peddling illegal drugs. I can't believe I didn't check sooner but Money is a controlled substance under Schedule II of the United States Controlled Substances Act. Money may induce vomiting, high cholesterol, heart-attacks, death, post-mortem heart-attacks, melanism, melonism, capitalism, financial downturns, financial upturns, financial downturns, hobophobia (a remarked fear of lower-class citizens), hoboism (an intense desire to become a lower-class citizen), consumerism, consume-burgerism, technocratism, Presbyterianism, Judaism, Catholicism, Muslim, Muslimism, Slim-slamism, Darwinism, Lamarckism, escapism, Hippocratism,
cultural schism, despootism, 420blazizm (burn dat ku$hmoney real gud), politicism, political correctism, voting (requires immediate medical attention), socialism, socratism, spookism, racism, fascism, faceism, maceism, masochism, smackism (talkin' lethal doses of perjury, on da street, yo), massism (the state of having mass), many fatal types of -isms too horrifying to mention, diarrhea (not limited to: verbal, mental, aethereal, phantasmagorical, ad diarrhesium (pretty much ad nauseam BUT WORSE)), the wrath of various gods, drug addiction, rug addiction, Ugg addiction (they're really ugly so I understand why this might be the worst one yet), DnD addiction, dictionary addiction, diction (an obsession with how words are correctly pronounced), decision-making, pie-making, Pi-making, pathological lie-making, money-making (with possible use of money-makers, a contraband substance in many countries), maymay-making, windows movie maker making, movie remake remaking, re-making of previously remade movie remakes, makey-makey making, gainful employment, a healthy lifestyle, wealth, and worst
of
all
a paper cut. Because handling all that damn money. Like. ow.
Subjects exposed to such an omnicidal hazard should take measures to burn all money in their immediate vicinity, including any passerby that happen to be carrying the substance. Those who continue to "buy" things will have the money forcibly expelled from their wallets and all orifices through the use of blunt weaponry.
So with all these warnings in mind, we should steer clear of Reyweld's demonicly-possessed ravings promises of free capital.
You're practically peddling illegal drugs. I can't believe I didn't check sooner but Money is a controlled substance under Schedule II of the United States Controlled Substances Act. Money may induce vomiting, high cholesterol, heart-attacks, death, post-mortem heart-attacks, melanism, melonism, capitalism, financial downturns, financial upturns, financial downturns, hobophobia (a remarked fear of lower-class citizens), hoboism (an intense desire to become a lower-class citizen), consumerism, consume-burgerism, technocratism, Presbyterianism, Judaism, Catholicism, Muslim, Muslimism, Slim-slamism, Darwinism, Lamarckism, escapism, Hippocratism,
of
all
a paper cut. Because handling all that damn money. Like. ow.
Subjects exposed to such an omnicidal hazard should take measures to burn all money in their immediate vicinity, including any passerby that happen to be carrying the substance. Those who continue to "buy" things will have the money forcibly expelled from their wallets and all orifices through the use of blunt weaponry.
So with all these warnings in mind, we should steer clear of Reyweld's demonicly-possessed ravings promises of free capital.